they had a segment on some RPS tournie on the Food Network a while back. I actually think there's something to it. The only people who were going far in the tournament were the "professionals".
What is RPS doing on the Food Network?
You can't eat rock.
You can't eat paper,
and surely you can't eat scissors.
Didn't you make rock soup in elementary school? Didn't you ever eat paper? Did you ever add scissors to a nice frittata?
there was a kid in 3rd grade who would eat gum off the sidewalk. And the sidewalk is like rock. Wait, no... i've eaten bread that is hard as a rock. And i've had paper-thin crepes, and and and scissors... oh boy, i don't know what to say about scissors.
I was pushing it with the frittata reference! I ate a green jelly bean off the sidewalk once...But I saw it hit the ground...it wasn't like it was sitting there...well, okay...maybe it was. I was only 4!