"With large umbrellas, come large responsibilities"
Quote by me on the Angieblog

Where is croquet popular? Check out this map of where official croquet clubs are located.

On this half and half creamer from Land O' Lakes, the "Mini-Moo's" is possessive, indicating that Mini-Moo is a person and this creamer is his/her creamer. WHO IS MINI-MOO?
Once again, idea brought on by the amazing Dave

What if the earth had no land? Could it be a pure ball of water floating in outer space? Would it need some sort of iron core to hold it together?
Dave's amazing orb of magical powers from his trackball inspires such inquires.

And you thought that squid caught off antartica was huge?

Killer squid found living in Chicago River
By Matt Maldre, freelance reporter
4/3/2003

Immediately after the news of the Colossal Squid found in the sub-Antarctic Ross Sea, an even larger squid was found arising from the Chicago River this afternoon. "It rose out of the river like a skyscraper!" an eyewitness exclaimed.

We don't know how this squid managed to hide itself in the relatively small body of water, but one rumor holds that this SUPER-KILLER-MONSTER-SQUID got jealous once it heard of this seemingling "monster squid" was found.

Phone calls to the mighty morphin power rangers were not answered, rising questions of who shall defeat such a creature. Many chicagoans believe that we should just let it live and become the mascot of our city.

View the rare photo of this squid's rising. Notice the boats trying to escape its wrath!
Idea inspired on by Dynamite Dave

Buy some cool squid shirts and mugs on cafepress:

A good friend bought me something from amazon.com, but the wrong item shipped. So now I'm sending it back and they will send me the correct item.

But I thought I'd have some fun with it and leave them a sticky-note with the cd that I'm returning.

Hey amazonial dudes,
These ain't the right tunes! Spongebob just simply cannot groove to these superannuated dowdy numbers!!! Gimme some of dat real stuff! You know what I mean.

I like that weird last sentence in there. It leaves it open for them to think, "what DOES he mean?"