View this image and answer this question:

A) Does this toy shoot out discs that look like UFOs
or
B) Does this toy shoot discs at UFOs?

inspired by mindbending power of the alien, David Rothkopf

Nighttime fog photographs rawk. Fogs are very hard to predict, the experts say it cannot be done. With the Meigs Field being torn down, we no longer have lakefront weather readings (to even attempt the prediction of fog in downtown chicago). Midway and O'Hare weather readings just don't cut it. So I've been thinking of installing a weather station on the Tribune Tower. And be a part of wunderground.com

Apparently Meigs Field still records the weather, they just don't share it with everyone anymore. The weather master for Meigs emailed me a crummy text link for only temperature readings at Meigs, but I need MORE. I NEED DEW POINT, HUMIDITY, ETC. These are ESSENTIAL to predicting fog. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED!

So I want to become a S.C.R.E.W.
Super Cool Readings Enabler of Weather

My brother is looking for a couch. There are no google results for "goofy couches". However, this fire bubble couch would be fun. And ooo, the Incredible flying couch. I need a Couch Potato. Here's an idea. The Incredible Couch Rally. Set up couches on wheels outside and play croquet while sitting on the couch!

from IM conversation with twin brother, Erik, about designing a couch for his basement

While at walgreens today, I came across a product called "Neat Sheet." Why use your old towels and blankets at the beach, when you could use a sheet that is specially formulated for the sand and water?

Brilliant. Think of an item where you already own, but that you use it for something else.
Now that take that function and develop a product that is specially formuated for that function.

Get the idea? Be a millionaire.

hmmm, if you could travel back in time, but could only bring one thing, what would it be? I"m looking out my window at a row of buses, and it would be fun to have a bus back in time. But then you'd need gas for the bus. That's part of the irony of it. You bring something hi-tech back, but then you'd have nothing to fix it.

But the archives don't seem to be working properly. I wonder why. Do i need to set something up special for them?

How does one roller blade only on one foot?

In the movies when an alien lands on earth and says "Take me to your leader." What actually happened? Did they take the alien to see the president? Wouldn't this be an unwise decision? Here you have this total unknown being demanding to see the president. Why do it? He could just vaporize the president in a nano-second.

Whenver it extremely pours, people go nuts. Running around screaming and yelling, acting like wild animals.

Chicagoans, grab a Red Eye newspaper next week to see some Zap2it.com advertisements I designed and illustrated. They are full-page color ads with lots of purple.
Here's the schedule of when they will appear.

Monday, July 21 (Get Inside TV.)
Tuesday, July 22 (Need help processing what's on?)
Wednesday, July 23 (TV has never been this filling.)
Thursday, July 24 (Get Inside TV.)

Monday, July 28 (Need help processing what's on?)

I am available for hire to do illustrations. Check out my illustration section.

It's 4:50am right now. Don't you sometimes wish that when it's :50 on the hour, that the hour is only half way over?

The friends' blogs list on the right column has been updated. Here's a little diddy about each.

Serious Danger: Interesting, smart guy, Matthew Shultz. Had the honor of going to art school with him. Updated almost every day. New York.

Confessions of a Foodie: The amazing Tom Saaristo with his daily updated blog about food. Tom is a good buddy at work. Updated every day strictly. Chicago.

Angie O'Neal: Fellow designer's blog with neat links, ideas, rants and life. Updated more than once a day. Chicago.

Kim Quigley: Programmer friend. Blog about life. Updated almost every day. Pennsylvania.

Googamook: Very funny friend, Kara Koenning. Updated about once a week. Colorado.

Spinninghead: Great poet friend, Rose Connally. Updated once a week or more. California.

Rocket Hampster: Her mind works in interesting ways. Updated more than once a day.

Supah: The Electic artist, Amy Beth Payne, with her wonderful links. Updated almost every day. Michigan (formerly chicago).

sw33t: Web designer, jeepin friend, Sarah Fulka. Posts on this blog are made by many people more than once a day. California.

The Occasional Potato is a xeroxed group of things/articles that I find interesting. And it has a potato on every cover.

The 2003 Major League Baseball All-Star Trophy looks like they bought it at some garage sale. No. It doesn't even look that cool. Looks like they spent a whoppin twenty bucks on it. How can they give out such a crummy award, espicially when it's called the Ted Williams All-Star MVP.

I espicially like how commissioner Bud Selig was handling the trophy before giving it to Garret Anderson. He was toting it around like spare change.

It's rather appriopriate that they would CHOP the photo very tightly on these neuter/spay stamps.

The United States Post Office is selling the most creepiest stamps ever--bat stamps. And they just aren't nice friendly looking bats, they are zoomed in photos of their heads. GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! EWWWWW! *RUNNING IN CIRCLES WITH HANDS WAVING UNCONTROLLABLY*

My condolences to any relatives of the red bat, leaf-nosed bat, and pallio bat. As for the spotted bat... sorry but yer just way too butt a55 ugly.

Weird. Just two days before the porch collasping in chicago, I took out this book, Structure in Sculpture. It lays out the fundamental technical structural issues of concern to creators and commissioners of sculpture, from balance and geometry to the structural characteristics of different materials.

Major League baseball player, Randall Simon of the Pittsburgh Pirates whacked the Italian Sausage in the head during the Clement's Sausage Race at the end of the sixth inning at Miller Park. Here's the video

This is just hilarious. And I cannot believe how upset people are getting over this. "This is one of the most outrageous things I've ever seen inside a ballpark or outside a ballpark," said Rick Schlesinger, Brewers executive vice president of business operations.

Liven up! It's a freakin mascot, people! In fact, if the person inside the Italian Sausage costume was really fit for the job, she would have playfully fought back against Randall Simon. Maybe forcing him to finish the race with the sausages and brats.

If anything, it shouldn't be Randall Simon who is in trouble, it should be the Italian Sausage for being such a weinie.

While talking about Mac OS 9, the old school OS, it dawned on me that "old school" and "operating system" both have the same acronym.

Is out right now! I opted for the Metratron and Cobra Commander cover. Although I'm more of an autobot fan, the Optimus Prime / Snake Eyes cover just wasn't as cool.

Today McDonalds is providing hi-speed WIFI wireless internet access in 55 San Franscisco McDonalds restaurants. Chicago and New York will soon get theirs. When will it come to your town?

The emoticon with the tongue sticking out
:-P
can also be displayed as
:-b

Erin showed this to me in an email today, and it's just so amazing. Ahh, the little things.

Comments system is now working again. Comment and comment some more. :-)

vote for the final two players for the all-star game:
VARITEK AND PATTERSON!

"I WILL RULE WITH A SOFT FURRY FIST"
kara's away message.

A fun way to get super dizzy is to walk in circles in an elevator that is going up. (just discovered this while in an empty elevator this morning)

Got to see Terminator 3 with special premiere tickets in Chicago. It was very whomp-assafull.

I'm doing illustrations for Tribune Media Services Zap2it.com advertisements that will appear in the Chicago Red Eye, LA Weekly, Village Voice, OC Weekly (Orange County) newspapers. Although, they haven't been published yet, i'm posting about the drawings of here, because I want google to index it. So when people search for drawings of zap2it ad for TV listings, they will find that I'm the illustrator for these ads. (sometimes it takes a few weeks for google to index my blog)