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Archives: December 2005

More Boogers in the Winter

In the comments of the previous post we were talking about how static cling happens more in the winter. But has anyone noticed that you get more boogers in the winter? WINTER BOOGERS!

8 comments | | Saturday, December 24, 2005
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Static cling is so 80s

Is it just me or does static cling seem so 80s?

14 comments | | Friday, December 23, 2005
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New Word: Dorkingdom

Definition: Dorkingdom
noun
The land of the highest dorks.

2 comments | New Words | Thursday, December 22, 2005
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New Word: Dorkiful

Definition: Dorkiful
adj
Akin to beautiful, but in a dorky endearing way.

2 comments | New Words | Wednesday, December 21, 2005
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20 Reasons why the TV show "Deal Or No Deal" is exciting

The strategies of the "Deal or No Deal" producers used to make the game show more dramatic:

1) Dramatic Stage
Host Howie Mandel stands in a quiet back room with 26 sealed suitcases numbered 1 to 26. One of those suitcases contains ONE MILLION DOLLARS. As he walks out of the back room explaining the game, he enters a huge arena filled with yelling people and flashing lights with the camera zooming around. Not only is the stage very impressive with its darkness punctuated by dramatic lights, but they totally contrasted that with the quiet start.

2) Repeat the phrase "ONE MILLION DOLLARS" over and over again
It seemed like Howie couldn't get enough of saying this phrase.

3) Audience involved
One person from the audience gets their name called and they are the contestant for the game. So the crowd is extremely hyped up from the start. Why just have the contestant already standing there at the start when you can have the crowd all juiced up cuz one of them might be picked.


4) Pick a good contestant
Surely they must have done a thorough job screening the potential contestants, because this one was very good for the show. A young grandma that looked to be in her 30s was able to reach both the old crowd and the young crowd. She was wearing this crocheted shawl which looked gramma-ey, but also sexy. She was very animated and had lots of things to say. No duds on this stage.

5) Vanna White factor
The premise of the game is that in the 26 briefcases there are dollar amounts ranging from one penny to one million dollars. The amounts were something like 0.01; 1; 5; 10; 25; 100; 250; 500; 750; 1000; 2000; 5000; 10,000; 20,000; 50,000; 75,000; 100,000; 250,000; 500,000; 750,000; 1,000,000.

The contestant starts by picking one briefcase. That is her briefcase for the rest of the show. She then picks five more suitcases for them to open up to see what she did not win. As those briefcases are opened, the dollar amount is taken off the list, so you can see what her chances are of winning.

Now instead of just having some boring suitcases sitting there. Or some boring digital board. They have beautiful models holding each briefcase. Just like Vanna White turned the letters on Wheel of Fortune, they are bringing the human element into it.


6) Vanna White factor pumped up
If one Vanna White is good, then surely 26 must be great!

7) Models with names
They could have just kept the models nameless and just have them open the briefcase to show what's inside. But each time the contestant picks a briefcase, the host Howie Mandel calls the model by name to open it up. A really nice touch by the producers. This way viewers can develop their own favorite models. Fan clubs can be born. In fact, the official NBC Deal or No Deal website has a gallery of all the models.

8) The evil character
As with any good guy, having a villain only develops more depth and drama to situation. In this case, it's the BANKER. DOOM DOOM DOOM! The banker has to pay the money that the person wins. The banker offers the contestant a guaranteed cash amount to abandon the original briefcase and quit the game.

Actually, I was quite surprised at how much the banker was offering throughout the game. He surely overprices what the actually risk is.

9) The evil character in dark mode
How to make the evil character even more dramatic. Let's not show him. Only have him in a dark silhouette.

10) The evil character up high
Notice how the banker is not sitting off to the side of the stage. Oh no. He's sitting the highest place possible on the stage. This makes him seem that much more powerful and untouchable.

11) The evil character silent
When the evil banker makes his offer to buy out the suitcase, you never hear him talk. The mystery drama-a-fied! He calls the host Howie Mandel to make his offer. It's a bit annoying, because you want to hear some dark deep voice. But there's a reason why they dont' make him talk.

12) The phone call drama
While Howie is talking on the phone with banker, Howie will make these faces like, "wow! I can't believe how much you are offering!" Which only servers to enhance the drama. How much is it?

13) The stop red button
If the contestant wants to end the game and accept the bank's offer to buy out their suitcase, they just don't merely say, "I'll take it!" No, they have to hit a red button. And the red button isn't just sitting there. It's protected in a clear white case, so it takes the contestant an extra step to it hit. If the contestant is thinking about ending the game, he/she has to first lift up the clear case making it more dramatic, "Oh she is thinking of ending it. Will she hit the button?..."

But part of me thinks that the red button could somehow be even more dramatic. I don't know how. But somehow.

14) No trivia for the stupid people
By having no trivia, stupid people don't feel left out.

15) Mathematical odds for the smart people
But if you are a smart person, you're not left out, because the game can be very interesting to try to calculate just how much risk is involved with not taking the bank's offer.

16) Commercial pauses
A standard in game shows, right before they see what's in the next briefcase, they cut to commercial break to tell you what's inside. (I'll tell ya, I didn't change the channel, because I didn't want to miss a second!)

17) Bring in the family
It's not enough to have the contestant agonizing on stage about what to do, let's bring in the family too. This adds more depth to the contestant's personality to see their family and friends.

18) Crazy family
What's better than a crazy contestant? A family that is even more crazy! The husband was up dancing all around to each development in the game.

19) Family causing conflict
In addition to adding depth to the contestant's character by having the family on stage, there's the extra element of drama as the family could argue with her to take the bank's offer or not. Do you go with your family? Is your family wrong? This has the potential to become very Jerry Springer with the family throwing chairs and such.

20) Greed
Even if your chances of getting the one million dollars are small, if that dollar amount is still being shown on the board, more often than not people will continue to go for it. It's part of the stress of being on stage with all eyes on you. You can't wimp out! Yer on national tv. Go for it!

Howie Mandel said, "There are two elements playing in human nature, most people don't see the opportunity come around, so they say, 'This is an opportunity. I'm going to go for it. When am I going to get another shot to maybe go for it, even though this money is right in front of me?'"

All 20 of these reasons is why this game show kept me on the elliptical running machine for 50 minutes yesterday (normally I'm only on there for 20 minutes max). My legs were spaghetti afterwards.

And a weird wild card bonus point:

Weird habits of the host
As fans of his Bravo series know, Mandel has a strong aversion to shaking hands. "I still don't shake hands," he says. "I'm all right with the hugging, it's just the hands I have a problem with. It's the petri dish that we carry.

"But the producers said, 'We don't want to deal with that. We don't want to talk about your O.C.D. on this show.' I don't think it was obvious that I didn't shake one contestant's hand. I hug, put my arm around, but I can't shake hands. It's just me."

Now there is the drama of "Will the contestant try to shake Howie's hand?!"

How to become a contestant on NBC's Deal or No Deal:
NBC has a page explaining how to get on the show at: http://www.nbc.com/Casting/#dond

99 comments | | Tuesday, December 20, 2005
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A smoking ban is like banning public urination

Walking behind someone who is smoking is like walking behind someone who is urinating in public. Who wants to walk behind a trail of smoke?

There are many similarities between smoking in public and peeing in public:
• Both ends up stinking
• Both are annoying in public
• Both offenses orginate from a stick-like shape (at least with men)
• Relieving to the person peeing and the smoker
• The public pee-er and the smoker really enjoy their activity at the expense of others.

So if you are a public smoker that is upset about the smoking ban in chicago (or any other city), just try to think of yourself as a public urinator. If you were in a restaurant, you wouldn't just drop your pants and start peeing on the floor.

6 comments | | Monday, December 19, 2005
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The Baseball Hall of Fame is my friend

In a recent email, the Baseball Hall of Fame called me a "friend." So here's an email I sent to them:
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I like how you called me "friend." So friends, like, let each other into their home for free, right? If i go to the hall of fame, will you let me in for free? And since we are good buddies, will you even make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while I'm there?

Your friend,
Matt
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2 comments | | Friday, December 09, 2005
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side of the street is like type justification

This is for the designers out there: Walking on the right side of the street is like being a part of right justified type. Walking on the left side of the street is like being a part of left justified type.

1 comments | | Thursday, December 08, 2005
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Dumpster Diving is bad?

Just a few weeks ago, I discovered that "dumpster diving" has a bad connotation. It's associated with people who pilfer garbage to find financial information. I always thought of dumpster diving as a way of finding art materials. I'm gonna change my online profiles now.

4 comments | | Wednesday, December 07, 2005
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How to title your blog posts using helpful words

To increase your ranking in search engines, use use words like "the secret to..." or "Advice on..." People love to search these terms. In fact here's the results from the Overture Keyword Selector Tool

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0 comments | | Tuesday, December 06, 2005
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The secret to how salads will replace french fries

People like to order french fries because it's an easy no-brainer snack food. You can easily pick up a french fry and eat it. You don't have to look at it or set anything back down.

Eating a salad with a fork isn't as easy. You have to watch your fork spear the lettuce. You have to set your fork down to take a break.

Solution: Just eat the salad with your hands. It's just like eating fries--an easy mindless snack.

15 comments | | Thursday, December 01, 2005
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