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Archives: April 2006

MySpace in May 2004


This graph shows the Alexa traffic report for MySpace in the last two years.

My girlfriend and I met through MySpace in May 2004. It's funny how MySpace was so unknown back then. People would ask us how we met. We would reply, "through MySpace," and they would be like, "what?" And look at MySpace now, it's the 7th most popular site according to Alexa.
5 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 30, 2006


New Toy Friday: Animal Crackers


Every Friday at work we have New Toy Friday. Yesterday's toy was the Animal Cracker (thanks to Lisa Radke). How many Animal Crackers can you eat in 60 seconds? I was able to down 10 Animal Crackers in 55 seconds. Beat that!
5 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 29, 2006


2006 Chicago Movies in the Park

Chicago Outdoor Film Festival-Grant Park
Butler Field, Grant Park
100 S. Lake Shore Drive

July 18, 2006, 8:55pm "Rebel Without a Cause"
July 25, 2006, 8:49pm "Bringing Up Baby"
August 1, 2006, 8:41pm "High Noon"
August 8, 2006, 8:32pm "American Graffiti"
August 15, 2006, 8:22pm "The Apartment"
August 22, 2006, 8:11pm "On the Waterfront"
August 29, 2006, 7:59pm "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Check out a handy guide to 2007 Chicago's Movies in the Park.
0 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 29, 2006


U.S. Cellular Field on Google Maps looks like a Toilet


When you go to Google Maps and look up the Chicago White Sox ballpark (U.S. Cellular Field), it looks like a toilet. How appropriate.
10 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 28, 2006


World Sumo League

There's an exciting new league starting up next month with sumo wrestlers from the around the world. I created a site dedicated to commentary on this new league at: worldsumoleague.com. The official site can be found at ultimatesumo.com. I can see this sport totally taking off as it looks like they are focusing well on the personalities of the wrestlers from across the world.

The WSL will launch this spring with a 2006 Mega Tour that will bring champion Sumo wrestlers to over 60 professional Sumo events and competitions in cities worldwide--including Chicago on Saturday, May 27, 2006.
1 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 26, 2006


Monopoly gets makeover

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Cheap Dodgeballs: Official 8" Gator Skin for $13.88

Looking to improve your Dodgeball game? Buy some dodgeballs to practice with. The National Amateur Dodgeball Association uses 8-inch Gator Skin dodgeballs. They sell them for $20 on their site, but I found a source that sells 'em for $13.88 each. You can buy them in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
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If you have team uniforms, I suggest you get a color that matches your uniform for pure intimidation factor.

Also, check out tips on throwing and catching and more.
3 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 25, 2006


What is the longest time to stand motionless?


According to a pringle potato chip, the longest time to stand motionless is 20 hours, 10 minutes, 6 seconds. huh.
6 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 23, 2006


Wrigley Field Garage Sale: The Complete Guide to Finding Cubs Game-Used Items


On Saturday, April 22, 2006 the Chicago Cubs had a garage sale at Wrigley Field. Here's the scoop on what was sold, the atmosphere, and a guide on how to attack events like this in the future:

What was sold
Ticket windows by main gate:
--Brick: $25 each
--Bench: $50 each
--Bracket (for the bench): $10 each

Right Field store:
--Tshirts: $5-$20 (mostly sosa shirts, or red cubs shirts)
--Green vendor shirts: $10
--2003 Cubs books: $1
--Sammy sosa photos: $1
--Ugly hats: $1
--Sealed big surprise bag: $20
--Sealed small surprise bag: $5
--Ernie Banks Bobbleheads set of 2: $10
--Ryne Sandberg, Kyle Farnsworth, Sammy Sosa Bobbleheads. All 3: $15
Wrigley Field flags flown at Wrigley: $100

Main Gate:
Game used items
--Bats
--Jerseys
--Bases
beanie babies

Waiting in Line to enter
I got in the sheffield avenue line 15 minutes before the gates opened. I stood in the Right Field Gate line (Gate D: corner of Sheffield and Addison Streets). (See map of Wrigley Field). It went down to about the 2nd apartment building (where the fire hydrant is just beyond the "looking in area." Not a bad position, but it would probably be worth it if you got there an hour early. (Read the section about the game plan of attack at the end of this post for details on how to handle this event efficiently).

There was also a line at Gate K (on Waveland Avenue). I don't know how long that line was. But looking back, I bet Gate K would have been shorter, because people who come from the el would naturally just go to Gate D, because it's the first line they see.

While waiting a Wrigley Field employee walked down the line and handed out maps to indicate where items were being sold in Wrigley Field. Very nice.

The Gates open
Right on on time at 8:00, they started to let people in. The line moved pretty fast going into the gate.

Right Field Store: Discounted merchandise
Upon entering Wrigley Field, they were letting people into the Right Field store. The store was PACKED. As expected. But it was all from the traffic trying to work through the store and go outside to the outdoors store.

The outdoors store didn't have much, but I did snag a couple vendor shirts for $10 each. There was a ton of Sosa shirts. It's amazing that just how much people don't buy sosa stuff anymore, and that everyone there was saying how much sosa crap there was and that nobody would want it. That was the entire buzz what people where talking about in the discounted merchandise store.

Then I went in line to wait to go back inside to pay. It was a 20 minute wait to pay, because they were also selling Wrigley Field flags for $100 at the counters and people were clogging up the lines trying to decide which flags to buy.

Behind the registers were stacks of boxes with flags and other stuff. All the flags were in boxes unlabeld to the public. There was one confused employer lady who knew nothing about baseball yelling out what flags they had left. Pandemonom. People couldn't hear her yelling out the names.

I decided not to get a flag--a hundred bucks? But in retrospective, maybe I should have, because I could probably sell it on eBay for twice as much. And they were nice and big, like six or nine feet long. I always imagined those flags where like 3 feet long.

I grabbed a bunch of the 2003 cubs books for $1 each and paid in cash. After squeezing out of the store, I walked down to the main entrance store.

Home plate store: Game-Used Items
They had the area at home plate the turnstiles normally are all gated off to sell game used jerseys and other crap like beanie babies. For this store they had people line up to pay at the food concession stands along the wall. Pretty funny.

What wasn't funny was the line to get into this store. People were lined up going from the home plate gate all the way down to the bleachers gate! And there weren't even walking. Just standing. Waiting. To get in to get passed over merchandise that the previous 500 people didn't want.

The line wasn't going to moving anywhere, because after waiting so long, people would take their sweet mamma time in there. I coud see them thinking, "I waited so long to get in here, I'm gonna look at EVERYTHING." By the time the end of the line finally got in, there would be nothing left. I bet it would take them about three hours to get in.

Bud Light Bleachers open to public
I passed over this line and went to the bleachers that was open to the public. Great move by Tribune here. So many hardcore fans were coming out, it was nice of them to open up part of the ballpark--especially since the bleachers were completely new.

Tribune could have thought, "we don't want them to have a free pass to look at the new bleachers, we want them to have to buy tickets to go out there." Which economically would kinda make sense. But opening them up was just much more smarter. It says that Tribune is proud of what they did with the bleachers and they really want their hard core fans to see them for free. They could have even made people pay like $3 to get in. But nope, it was free.

It was fun to see parents with their kids walking around taking pictures. Looking at the scoreboard close up.


Probably the coolest part was being able to climb up the old metal ladder that goes to the scoreboard. Granted the door was closed at the top of the ladder, but it was still neat to actually go a few rungs up the ladder. Very old school. And i'm sure during the game, they would never let you even get up the first rung.

It was also neat to try out the new stadium seating in the right field. I'm gonna miss the old 3-row family section in left field, but at least they have regular seats in left field. Although, I'm not sure if they are only for groups.

It would have been really cool if they let us go into the restaurant in center field.

It was also surprising how the juniper bushes in the outfield are just in these boxes sitting on concrete steps. I always though they were one continous row of bushes planted in a field of dirt out there. Kinda disappointing.


Ticket window: Bricks, Benches, Brackets
They were selling these the benches and bricks at an area outside the main gate by the ticket windows on Clark Street. The line went from the ticket windows on clark, around the marquee, all the way down Addison, curved around the right field gates and about 50 feet down Sheffield Avenue.

Uh right. It's tempting to go to the front of the line, give someone $30 to buy a brick for you. But they had so much Wrigley Field personnel walking around, that would have been difficult.

There was a limit of 50 bricks you can buy. Ok, so who is going to buy fifty bricks? And do you know how much 50 bricks weigh? One brick is eight pounds. Fifty bricks would be 400 pounds. Although someone there did say that it would be fun to make a patio out of Wrigley Field bricks. The cost of fifty bricks: $1250.

The benches weren't impressive. When I imagine the bench, I would think it's like six feet long. A real bench. But these things weren't even big enough to sit on. They were a mere 12 inches long. Chopped up wood 12 inches long. To sit on it, you'd have to buy two benches put them together, and buy two brackets. $120. Stick that on your Wrigley Field brick patio.

Staff
The sale was very well staffed with people directing traffic, but they really needed more cashiers. The line to buy something was insane.

I can see why they had just two areas to buy stuff, so it was easier to control traffic, but it really need to be split up into like four or even six areas. Just too many customers.

It was nice that they handed out a map indicating where to buy the items.

Game Plan of Attack for future Cubs Garage Sales
In the future, you really need a team of five people. We will call them Person A, B, C, D, E.

--One person (Person A) waits at the brick/bench line at the main gate under the Marquee.
--Two people (Person B, C) wait at Gate K (on Waveland Avenue).
--Two people (Person D, E) wait at the right field gate.

Once the gates open, Person B and C goes into the game used store. Person B immediately waits in the purchase line. Person C shops around to find items to buy. When the person C finds the items, they hand them off to person B that is waiting in line.

While this happens, Person D and E enter the right field gate and immediatley go the discounted merchandise store in right field. Person D heads immediately to the purchase line. Person E shops for items and hands them off to person D who is waiting in line.

Everyone is in constant communication with cell phones to ask what items other people would like to purchase.

The future
Given the incredible success of the garage sale, I would think that Tribune would continue to have these. Probably not every year, because that would water it down, but maybe every five years or so.

If anyone else attended this event, please leave your experiences in the comments below. Thank you.
13 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 22, 2006


Semantics in Sports: Meaning of the Word Shortstop

When you think of the word "shortstop," it's actually a rather funny sounding word. Breaking it down, the player plays short (meaning, not way out in the outfield, but short in on the field towards home plate). And they are to stop the ball from going to the outfield. Shortstop.

The location is the first word, the duty is the second word. Merge them together to get the name of the position.

This happens other sports:

Soccer's Mid-Fielder
--Location: Middle of the field
--Duty: Fielder

Basketball's Point Guard
--Location: At top, or point
--Duty: Guard (applies better for when on defense)

Baseball's Outfielder
--Location: plays way outside of the infield
--Duty: fields the ball
9 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 21, 2006


World's Coolest Shirt

A google image search for the "World's Coolest Shirt" only ended up with one result. So I set out to create just that--THE WORLD'S COOLEST SHIRT. And the grand result is now being sold on my cafepress store. But there's some fun irony. The words "and this ain't it" appears in small type under "World's Coolest Shirt."

This tshirt is so dorky, you just have to buy one now.
2 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 19, 2006


Airport welcome mat


What a great idea that Sacramento did for their pedestrian bridge at their airport. They took an aerial view of the Sacramento River and wove it into a carpet for one big welcome mat.

Now visitors can say, "oh let's go here, then go down the river." Or they can just pretend to be godzilla smashing and destroying. Raaaawr!
5 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 18, 2006


Blue Jays pitcher Gustavo Chacin to get his own cologne


Of all baseball players to get their own cologne, Gustavo Chacin? Who? The story goes that his last name sounds like a cologne so the Blue Jays broadcasters pretended for 10 months that it existed. And now it actually does. At Leslie Cosmetics, Chacin created the cologne that smells of warm, spicy, citrus, and a bit of amber.

The Blue Jays will give away 10,000 vials of Chacin the fragrance at their midweek interleague game on June 27 against the Washington Nationals.

At least they didn't chose a White Sox player for the cologne, because then the cologne would have the scent of stink.
1 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 15, 2006


Bleacher Bum hand stamps at Wrigley Field


The renovated bleachers at Wrigley Field now allow bleacher ticket holders to go to the non-bleacher parts of the park. They stamp your hand with a BB upon leaving the bleachers.

BB--how funny that the Chicago Cubs marks the bleacher ticket holders with a stamp that means Bleacher Bum.
3 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 14, 2006


Egg Moon for Easter


Tonight's full moon is known as the "Egg Moon." When decorating Easter eggs this year, let the moon be an inspiration.

As adults, we (probably) don't search for easter eggs anymore. But when you see the full moon tonight, let that be one easter egg that you did find! A mighty big one at that.
3 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 13, 2006


Advice on buying Cubs tickets from tickets.com or mlb.com

I had some confusion when I bought bleacher tickets online for a Cubs game this year. They forced me to choose the "Tickets@Home" option, because they were bleacher tickets. The poor poor Wrigley Field bleachers. Not only do they get their name changed to "Bud Light Bleachers" this year, but MLB.com is forcing anyone who buys beacher seats online to go through this rig-a-ma-role to get your tickets by printing them at home.

So here's the advice to you when buying Cubs tickets online:

1) Print out the confirmation page
I took a screenshot of the confirmation page right after I put in my credit card number to buy the tickets. Good thing, because there is a confirmation number on there that I was able to call and get help.

2) Add "Tickets@cubs.com" to your address book
So your email program won't think it's spam. Right after buying your tickets, you will get an email from Tickets@cubs.com with a link to the website where you can print out your tickets.

3) Print them on thick paper
Now this is not necessary, but it just feels so wimpy to have your tickets printed on regular 24lb copy paper. I have some nice 100lb cover stock that I printed mine on, and now they really FEEL like tickets. Oh yeah!
3 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 12, 2006


Solar Eclipses the perfect alignment


Photo taken by Nick King, Antalya, Southern Turkey

It's incredibly amazing how the moon exactly covers the sun when viewed from earth. The sun couldn't be any bigger or smaller. The moon couldn't be any bigger or smaller. And then the placement of the two from earth has to be precise, so that way our view from earth would have the sun be the same size as the moon, and that occassionally, we get to see them exactly overlap. To see just how incredible this is to scale, view Earth and Sun to Scale (when you view that link, just imagine how the moon has to be such an incredibly small speck and it has to be placed JUST right to cover up the big sun).

Now how can this just be an "accident"? There's no scientific reason why the sun would exactly cover up the moon. It's purely an aesthetic thing that this visual miracle could happen. It serves no evolutionary purpose. Surely this had to be designed this way by someone who has a glorious eye for true beauty.

0 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 11, 2006


Eating ice cream out of the bucket with a fork

It's so much easier to eat ice cream out of the container with a fork rather than a spoon. A fork is able to really dig in.
4 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 10, 2006


The I don't know how to cook website

I'm thinking of making website called "i don't know how to cook" and it will follow through my progress as a bachelor cooking, cuz I'm like REALLY bad at cooking.

My big ah-ha moment today was putting a can of tuna with a can of beans and cooking it. I'm a creative guy--artist/designer and stuff. But cooking. There's just very little patience in me to cook.

It will show the very basic things I do for meals--as embarassing as it might be. But I bet there are a ton of guys out there who think that cooking is too much, or they leave it up to their wife/girlfriend.

For now I'm just gonna let the idea stew for a bit. I'll do some writing. Maybe post some of the stuff here before I go all out with a separate site.
3 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 09, 2006


Where's George? Top Users Report


I can't believe the top ten users on wheresgeorge.com has each registered over 100,000 bills. That's 91 bills each day--every day--for three years solid. How does one spend 91 single dollar bills a day? For that matter, how does one spend $100,000 in cash over three years?

It's a great public art idea. In fact, I had a similiar idea back in 1996 where I wrote "This dollar bill is now a work of art" and numbered each bill. So it's just amazing to see a simliar idea really take off. They did a fantastic job with the site, you can even see a nice little map of all the places your bills have been.
4 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 08, 2006


Learn how to do cutaway technical illustrations with illustrator and photoshop

Kevin Hulsey spent 720 hours on this. That's 18 weeks of 40-hour weeks (4.5 months). Wow.
3 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 07, 2006


Matt Maldre: Artist Bio: Draft

I recently submitted some work to the Highland Park Art Walk, and they require an artist bio, so here's a rough draft. Any comments or suggestions are very welcome.
Matt Maldre, a native Chicago artist, earned his Bachelor of Fine Arts degree with honors at Illinois Wesleyan University where he created conceptually-based artworks in unconventional media including themes on rhythm, language, transparency, and humor.

His artwork creates an atmosphere similar to architecture—a space for the viewer to work and live in. The viewer can do whatever they please in this house. The architecture is complex enough so that there are many interpretations possible—the viewer can stand in one spot and that view will be interesting; the viewer can walk somewhere else and also find another part provoking. Yet the design of the spaces are specific enough so that there is focus. The design of his structures manipulates the activities of the people who inhibit its spaces yet it's open enough to let people walk around.

Some artists whose work influences Matt include Joseph Beuys, Christo and Jeanne-Claude, Jörg Immendorf, Starn Twins, Andy Goldsworthy, László Moholy-Nagy, and Erik Maldre (his twin brother).

Because of his passion for helping other artists, Matt started an organization that connects Illinois Wesleyan University (IWU) art alumni and students. He created a web site for members to stay in contact, post their art and share resources. Over six years Matt has written over 100 articles on topics of art and design for Artiwu.

Living in the urban setting of Chicago has also inspired Matt to leave small artworks around in public for people to discover and perhaps change their day with a new thought.

Ultimately, Matt wants people to realize that everyone, including yourself, is a creative person.
0 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 06, 2006


01:02:03 04/05/06

Today at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. this won't happen again for another one hundred years. (thanks to lisa, dave, and tom for telling me about this)
1 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 05, 2006


New Word: Takyotim

interjection: short for "take your time"

The shortening of this phrase into takyotim is ironic given what it means. View all the new word definitions on spudart.
0 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 04, 2006


Street Corner Wall Advertisements


Here's some funny street corner wrap ads. It would seem like there could be some other very interesting combinations to give a more deeper message. I just can't think of any right now, can you?
3 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 03, 2006


Life-Like Stickers of Children on Doors Call Attention to Begging


Childcare India is running a campaign in India that affixes life-like stickers of begging children to glass doors to call attention to apparently rampant child begging. The campaign's headline, placed on a sticker near the door's handle, is "Push him out of begging. Not out of your way."

Man, that's one effective campaign.
4 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 02, 2006


Join my 2006 "Beat the Streak" league on MLB and you could win $20


MLB.com has a game called Beat the Streak where you try to put together a hitting streak to beat baseball's legendary record of 56 games. Choose one player every day who you think will get at least one base hit. If your player gets a hit, your streak is extended. If he fails to get a hit, your streak ends and you can start a new one.

Be the first eligible participant to get a hit in 57 straight games and win $100,000 in cash.

Join my Amazing League to see if you can beat me. To get a password, contact me. Make sure you leave your address in the form, so if you win, I can mail you twenty bucks.

I once got an 11-game streak last year. Think you can beat that? If you get first place in the Amazing League, you get $20. It's totally free to join my league. I'm offering the twenty bucks out of my pocket just to make it interesting. Last year, we had about 10 people in the league.

2001-2005 Beat the Streak Leaders
43 games 2005 Mark Gray
42 games 2005 Tony Deceanne
40 games 2004 Ken D'Introno
40 games 2005 John Quinlan
39 games 2004 Robert Rushton
38 games 2001 Stanley's Streakers
38 games 2003 Derek Coderre
(Don't worry, these people were not in the Amazing League. We topped off at something like 13 games)
36 comments | permalink | 0 Trackbacks  | Apr 01, 2006





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