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Archives: April 2009

Are you following me on twitter?



I'm spudart on twitter.

Here are the following people that I'm following, but are not following me.
http://friendorfollow.com/spudart/following/

If you appear on this list, then hop on over to http://twitter.com/spudart and follow me. Maybe it was just an oversight that I wasn't on your follow list. :)

0 comments | twitter | Thursday, April 30, 2009
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Cuz sometimes somethings just gotta be in all caps

When I intially saw these super cool gloves on etsy a few months ago, they were sold out. The wondeful etsy seller Xmittens made s'more and posted 'em on etsy.

When I saw the gloves got reposted, I bought them faster than a fat kid eatin cookies outta the oven. Not PC, i know, but THESE ARE SUPER COOL GLOVES! ANYTHING GOES! AND NOW WE BRING ON THE ALL CAPS PARADE. WOOOOOOO-YAAAAAAAA!

I got so excited that I started typing super geekd out talk in the "message to the seller" section--IN ALL CAPS. Cuz sometimes in life you just gotta go all out in ALL CAPS STYLE.


5 comments | | Wednesday, April 29, 2009
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Quest to climb a tree

After reading "Why Climb a Tree?," I'm on a quest to find a tree to climb.

A year ago I was walking around my neighborhood trying to find a tree to climb. I didn't find any climbable trees in my area. Isn't that strange?

At Illinois Wesleyan University there is a tree behind the art building that was perfect to climb. Its branches provided the perfect place to sit. I need a tree like this.

Just out of curiousity, does anyone have a tree they like to climb? (now or a tree from your past)

5 comments | | Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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KFC grilled chicken is "healthier" because the serving size is smaller

KFC grilled chicken is "healthier," because the serving size is smaller.

We should be suspicious about KFC's new grilled chicken being all healthy. McDonalds grilled chicken has MORE cholesterol than their crispy chicken. So much for thinking grilled is healthier.

I took this same skeptism to KFC's grilled chicken. Much to my surprise, my first glance at the nutrition revealed that grilled is indeed healthier than crispy in all categories: Calories, total fat, saturated fat, cholesterol, sodium, and carbs were all lower. Actually first I had to do some reoganizing on the KFC nutrition chart (pdf), because they didn't put all the thighs together to make it easy to compare.

Upon closer inspection, you'll see that the grilled chicken serving size is almost HALF of the crispy chicken. Well, no duh, when you half the size of the thing, of course you'll get less cholesterol. Goodness. Can you imagine if they served a regular size of grilled chicken? It would be a cholesterol bomb!

6 comments | | Monday, April 27, 2009
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Preinstalled AIMbots: Gossip, Live Greene, Moviefone, My TV Bud, Prof Gilzot, SportsFanStan, USA Today


Seven aimbots are standing ready and welcome when you create a new AIM account. It's a little bizzare to sign onto your new instant message account and you see:
• Gossip, Gossip, Gossip 24-7
• Live Greene
• Moviefone
• My TV Bud
• Prof Gilzot needs some test ideas...
• SportsFanStan
• USA Today

Oddly enough google only has one results for: Gossip, Live Greene, Moviefone, My TV Bud, Prof Gilzot, SportsFanStan, USA Today. I was kinda hoping someone blogged about all these bots together.

Do you think these bots get together and have a poker night? Madness.

0 comments | | Friday, April 24, 2009
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Paper towel conservation



"Always rip a paper towel in half before using."
--Matt Maldre, 2009

Much of paper towels go unused. After using a paper towel, unfold it and see how much was actually used. In my case it's often around one-third. I love the Select-a-Size towels. I like to rip the towel in half before using. And that doesn't mean you can toss out the other half if it doesn't get used. At work I have a food drawer that I stash unused napkins and half-towels.

4 comments | | Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Enjoy and discount: funny words to say over and over

You know what's a funny word to say over and over? Enjoy.

Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy.

The "joy" part of "enjoy" i get. What you enjoy brings you joy. But the "en" part? According to the Online Etymology Dictionary "en" means to make.
enjoy
c.1380, from O.Fr. enjoir "to give joy, rejoice," from en- "make" + joir "enjoy," from L. gaudere "rejoice"; Sense of "have the use or benefit of" first recorded c.1430. Replaced O.E. brucan.
And speaking of funny words to say, here's another one. Discount.

Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount. Discount.
discount
1622, alteration of Fr. dιcompte, from O.Fr. descont, from desconter "count out" (13c.), from des- "away" + conter "to count".
Discount literally means "to count away."

2 comments | | Wednesday, April 22, 2009
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Brilliant idea on how to sell Cubs tickets on Craigslist

How do you quickly sell tickets on Craigslist? Offer a discount for something the buyer must do during the event. Put the discount in the title.

I had four cubs tickets I needed to unload for a game this week. There are so many Cubs tickets on Craigslist, I was afraid of not having my ad stand out. To help move the tickets, I offered a special DISCOUNT. Oh yeah. Who doesn't love a good discount? To get $10 off, the buyer just needs to record a scorecard and take a photo of it for me. To get $20 off, they give me the actual scorecard.

I don't think the guys who bought my tickets will keep a scorecard. They were on vacation and seemed like they were not huge baseball fans.

A screenshot of the craigslist ad. NOTE: THE TICKETS ARE NOW SOLD
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NOTE: THE TICKETS ARE NO LONGER AVAILABLE. THEY ARE SOLD.

5 comments | | Tuesday, April 21, 2009
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First three things you think of the number 35


While walking by NBC Tower there was sign for "Channel 5 souvenirs" but someone put a "3" in front of the "5" to make a 35. Why would someone do that? What is the significance of 35? The first thing that popped into my mind was the 35th street red line stop for U.S. Cellular Field. That made me wonder what other things people thought of for the number 35.

I asked people on facebook and AIM, "What is the first three things that pop in your mind when i say this: 35"

Of the 75 answers,
--19 are age related.
--6 are about jersey numbers
--4 cost-related
--2 for miles per hour
--2 for balloons (?!)
That means the other 35 or so are pretty unique answers.

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Andy M:
1. the age my wife will be this month.
2. Football Jersey
3. Strange question
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Lisa S
1. seconds
2. 135
3. 8
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Steve T
1. jersey number
2. age
3. divisible by 7
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Noel M
1. neal anderson
2. middle age
3. degrees
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Erin V
1. age
2. hubands birthday (about to be thirty next month
3. mid thirties .... about to cross to 40....blah blah
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Erik M
1. frank thomas
2. I'm almost 35.
3. uh. uh. balloons?
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Branden M
1. OLD!
2. oddly.. cheeseburgers
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me
1. 35th street CTA station
2. middle of 30s
3. 435 N. Michigan Ave (Tribune Tower)
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Andre A
1. 5x7
2. age.
3. then speed limit.
My first thought was "42 is the meaning of life", though.
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Kelly O
1. Nucleon number: 35
2. Lollapalooza # of bands: 35
3. Prime (both in # & age): 35
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Karen R
1. middle age
2. halfway to forty
3. what I paid for a pair of capris the other day
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Leslie C
1. miles per hour
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Eliana B
1. Age
2. mid-life
3. cents
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Winona P
1. Me in 6 months
2. I would like to have that many peanut M&Ms
3. What type of song would They Might Be Giants write about that number?
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Tamima F
1. "tamima you should be married by then. otherwise, it's over" - an aunt.
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Tom K
1. four years ago...
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Abhay S
1. How old you will be in November.
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Kelly K
1. Seconds
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Doug P
1. The minimum age requirement for President of the United States as defined in Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the Constitution
2. My next birthday
3. That the question should rather be stated "What are the first three things ..."
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Elizabeth N
1. age
2. inches of height for a child
3. miles per hour
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Renee M
1. balloons
2. hours
3. weeks...??? i don't know what's more strange, your question or my answers? :)
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Tim C
1. Someone's age
2. jersey number
3. price.
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Kelly H
1. the football jersey number of one of my friends in high school
2. how old I will be in four years
3. the number 8
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Tanya C
1. Birthday
2. A good dinner out
3. The number of peanut butter m&m's I ate for a snack today!
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Priya K
1. my age.
2. no, wait, my husband's age. I'm only 34!
3. a couple of years ago the director of my department turned 35 and she got all stressed about how old she was, but I don't think 35's old at all! OK, that's interesting, all 3 of my thoughts were about the age I'm going to turn this year. Maybe I'm thinking about that too much.
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Miriam N
1. pieces of orbitz gum in the new package!
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Feel free to answer the question, "What is the first three things that pop in your mind when i say this: 35" (use the comments below)

5 comments | | Monday, April 20, 2009
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Japan's Prime Minister Addresses Olympic VIPs



You have to admit, it's impressive that the Japan Prime Minister showed up in person to show support for Toyko's bid to host the 2016 Olympics. Chicago just got a video recording of Obama. Granted that video recording was very nice, but Obama finished his presentation with the no-longer-used Chicago Olympic bid tagline, stir the soul. Ouch. So not only does he not show up in person, but he uses an old video. Ah well, he's a busy man.


1 comments | | Friday, April 17, 2009
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Popcorn should be banned in offices



I work in a popcorn zone at work. It's called the south side of the 14th floor Tribune Tower.

Oh burnt popcorn how thee smell
Here comes the cloud, ring the bell, ring the bell!
It's burnt popcorn, I surely can tell
The scent is overwhelming, I'm not feeling well
This sort of behavior needs to be dispel
How I'd love to bid office popcorn farewell

Does anyone else work at a place where their coworkers love burnt popcorn?

19 comments | | Thursday, April 16, 2009
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NEW WORD: super-fragglistic!

super-fragglistic
definition:
1. Adjective. (to describe something that is really good).
2. Interjection. (used to express delight or happiness).

example:
as in, "Wow! This is super-fragglistic coffee!"

etymology:
Fraggle Rock. Because Fraggle Rock rules. You know it.

9 comments | New Words | Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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Best last place team in baseball



Baseball fantasy leagues can be too much work. My brother and I have our own league every year--just the two of us. We get all the best players. It's fun. But this year we are mixing it up.

No players. Just one team.
Instead of picking players, we each pick a team. One team. We track the number of points that team gets.

Only the last place team
The teams we can select from are the last place teams. MLB has six divisions, so there are six teams to pick from.

Once a month
We select our team once a month. Whatever six teams are currently in last place, that's the grouping we get to pick from. For the start of the season we started with the last place teams from 2008. Baltimore Orioles, Seattle Mariners, Detroit Tigers, San Diego Padres, Pittsburgh Pirates, Washington Nationals.

This blog post will serve as the place where we comment about our teams progress. I was thinking of making it a new twitter account for this, but that would be hard to see who posts what. This is easier.

18 comments | | Monday, April 13, 2009
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2009 Guide to Chicago Movies in the Park

Every Tuesday after sunset in 2009 from July 14 to August 25, Chicago will show free movies on a 50-foot by 34-foot screen in Chicago's downtown Grant Park at 100 S. Lake Shore Drive. (It's south of Millennium Park, and north of the Art Institute).

The 2009 Movies in the Park lineup:
July 14, 2009 @ 8:58 pm: Sunset Boulevard (1950)
July 21, 2009 @ 8:52 pm: Duck Soup (1933)
July 28, 2009 @ 8:45 pm: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1950)
August 4, 2009 @ 8:37 pm: Born Yesterday (1950)
August 11, 2009 @ 8:27 pm: Psycho (1960)
August 18, 2009 @ 8:17 pm: Young Mr. Lincoln (1939)
August 25, 2009 @ 8:05 pm: Tootsie (1982)

What to bring:
• Blanket to lay on or chairs to sit upon.
• Blanket to wrap up in. It may get quite chilly at night!
• Munchies to delight the tastebuds
• Plastic alligators to protect your spot
• Drinks, but no alcohol. No booze in Chicago's parks, man.
• Items to pass the time: card games, book.
• Umbrellas (Films will be shown in rainy weather as long as lightning, strong winds or other severe conditions are not present.)

When to go:
• People start staking out their spots early As soon you get off work at 5pm. GO! Expect about 9,000 people to show up.

Where to sit:
• Just like a traditional theatre, don't sit too close to the front. Try for center.
• Watch out for dog poopies
• Sit behind people who have a blanket down and ask if they will be getting chairs later. Don't sit down with blank grass in front of you. People with chairs might arrive and block your view.
• If you bring chairs with you, try to sit in front of people with chairs. It's just common courtesy. Sit in front of people with a blanket and they will get pissed off at you.

Do you have anything to add to this list?
Any fun experiences to share? Please leave them in the comments below.

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Chicago Outdoor Film Festival-Grant Park
Butler Field, Grant Park
100 S. Lake Shore Drive

Grab a blanket, pack a picnic and spend Tuesday nights watching classic movies for free under the stars. Cyclists can take advantage of free bike valet parking at the northwest corner of Lake Shore Drive and Monroe Street.
Phone: 312-744-3315
Price: Free.

(in case you're wondering, here's the list of movies played at previous Movies in the Park in 2005, 2006, 2007, and 2008.)

124 comments | | Friday, April 10, 2009
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What day is it?

I find it funny when people at work are sitting at their computers and ask what the day is. Um. It's on your computer. It's nice and all they are being friendly and socialable by asking another human. But really. It's on your computer. If someone tells you the day, they might be wrong. Computer is not wrong.

(My INTJ personality is really shining bright here.)

4 comments | | Friday, April 10, 2009
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"We the People" is not in the Declaration of Independence



A search for "declaration of independence" on a stock photo site shutterstock.com results in many images that are not the Declaration of Independence. Sure it looks like the Declaration of Independence, but it does not start with "We the People."

"We the People" is on the U.S. Constitution, not the Declaration of Independence.

Here's an image to clarify:


Just remember. "We the People" is U.S. Constitution. We are Americans. Let's at least get it straight about these basic founding documents. We all have our freedom due to these documents. Our entire government is based on these documents.

2 comments | | Thursday, April 09, 2009
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Happy created day!



Today, April 8th is the 98th day of the year.

The 98th word of the Declaration of Independence is: CREATED. As in "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Happy created day!

Oh by the way, the 98th sentence of the U.S. Constitution is: "Amendment 7 In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law. "

So uh, happy trial by jury day? yay.

0 comments | | Wednesday, April 08, 2009
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Hot Wheels in Shelbyville, Indiana (YouTube Video)

I have a backlog of videos to post to YouTube. About once a week, I'll post a new video. Here's one showing the big collection of Hot Wheels cars available at a Shelbyville, Indiana flea market. The end of the video got cut off due to my batteries croaking. But you get the idea. It's a nice sizable selection of Hot Wheels.


1 comments | | Monday, April 06, 2009
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Happy Skepticism Day!

They need to rename April Fools day to be "Skepticism Day." Post office to release Simpsons stamps. Yeah, right. http://tr.im/simpsonstamps

2 comments | | Wednesday, April 01, 2009
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