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Do you think the people on Mercury sent a rover to Venus?



Did the people on planet Mercury sent a rover to planet Venus yet? We know Venus has sent probes to Earth. We Earthlings sent rovers to Mars. You KNOW Jupiter sent a rover to Saturn. Just look at Jupiter. They are huge! They got rovers roving all over the rovin' place.

But what about the peeps on Mercury?

3 comments | | Wednesday, March 31, 2010
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My iPhone app wish list

I love how appshopper.com has a wish list feature. It makes me be more wise with my app purchashing decisions. Here's what I have in my wish list now. What apps should I get?
  1. ToonPAINT

    $1.99: ToonPAINT allows you to easily create awesome looking cartoon-paintings with yourown photos. Even if you have never drawn or painted before, ToonPAINTsets you up for quick success by providing a...

  2. Things

    $9.99: Things is a beautifully focused and amazingly intuitive task manager. Othertodo applications either oversimplify or are too difficult to use.Things instead offers the perfect balance between ease...

  3. Reeder

    $2.99: GoogleReader Client. - Syncs with Google Reader - Browse by feed or folders -Manage starred items, notes - Support for shared items and friends'shared items - Mark as unread - Image caching -...

  4. The Muppets Animal Drummer

    $1.99: BEATDRUMS WITH ANIMAL! Recipient of the Editor's Choice Award fromChildren's Technology Review "built-in kid appeal...also plenty of funfor older players who enjoy music- and rhythm-centric...

  5. Where's Waldo?™ The Fantastic...

    $0.99: ****WALDO™is 99¢ for a limited Time**** **********Join the search!***********----------------------------------------- Reached no.1 overall in: - US- Canada - Australia - Mexico Reached no.1...

  6. iQuarium

    $0.99: SALE! 50% OFF! Limited time offer. Get it TODAY! #1 Top Paid Entertainment in23 Countries Top 100 Paid Apps in 40 Countries - Thank You! "A great,easy to play, relaxing game that will keep you...

  7. Frogger

    $0.99: ---------------NEW UPDATE -------------- Now featuring achievements! Frogger hasexpanded its leaderboard to include 10 different awards! Try andcollect them all!...

  8. Sonar Ruler

    $0.99: Check out our latest app iVideoCamera - it lets any iPhone record videos witheffects for 99¢!!! Search for "iVideoCamera" now! Sonar Ruler is awinner in the Best App Ever Awards - "Most innovative...

  9. Handwriting

    $0.99: Use your own handwriting to write everything from thank you notes todoodles, to love letters. Then send them by email, post them toFacebook, or to Twitter! Simple and easy to use, your writing...


2 comments | | Tuesday, March 30, 2010
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What in the world is Andre Dawson pimping?



Andre Dawson is promoting the World Fishing Network. Oh Andre. Andre. Andre. This perplexes me.

2 comments | | Friday, March 26, 2010
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How to find who is the most famous person with your first name



Your first name. It's yours. But it also belongs to millions of other people. Who is the most famous person with your first name? Here's how to find out.

You could just google your name, but then you get a ton of results and it doesn't really tell you who the most famous PERSON is. It tells you the most famous WEBPAGE with your name. You want to know a person with your name, not a webpage. To force Google to search for actual people, add "site:wikipedia.org" into your search. For example, here's how to do the google search for matt: matt site:wikipedia.org.

Here's the results for Matt:
Matt Hardy: Matthew Moore Hardy (born September 23, 1974) is an American professional wrestler. He is currently working for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) on their ...

Matt Harding: Matthew "Matt" Harding, (born September 27, 1976) is an American video game designer and Internet celebrity known as Dancing Matt for his viral videos that ...

Matt Groening: Matthew Abram "Matt" Groening (pronounced /ˈɡreɪnɪŋ/ GRAY-ning; born February 15, 1954) is an American cartoonist, screenwriter and producer. ...

Matt Mullenweg: Matthew Charles Mullenweg (born January 11, 1984 in Houston, Texas) is an entrepreneur living in San Francisco, California. He is the founding developer of ...
In the comments below, please post who is the most famous person with your first name.

8 comments | | Tuesday, March 23, 2010
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What's your first CD you ever owned?


The first CD I ever owned is Bobby Brown's "Don't Be Cruel." Classic. What's your first CD you ever owned? Feel free to leave it in the comments below or tweet it with the hashtag #firstcd

Here's the first 14 responses on twitter:
  1. Derndingle Rush 2112
  2. billmalott Boyz II Men: The Remix Collection
  3. thejennyli @the_tiki Depeche Mode Black Celebration
  4. geoffwkeller Beach boys - greatest hits
  5. mattkellypr Green Day -- Dookie
  6. the_tiki Smashing Pumpkins - Pisces Iscariot
  7. evenflow48 Whitesnake, Whitesnake
  8. alforque @spudart #firstcd was either Imagine: John Lennon or ...But Seriously: Phil Collins. Nearly 20 years ago.
  9. sjdockery @jeweljk "Pieces of You"
  10. AriT93 The Muppet Movie soundtrack
  11. larrywright The Footloose Soundtrack #firstcd (technically, it was a record)
  12. infinitypg Van Halen "5150"
  13. smartkookie #firstcd Gonna Make You Sweat -- C+C Music Factory
  14. ohalchemygirl The Cure "Standing on a Beach"
View all the current responses by searching for #firstcd on twitter.

2 comments | | Monday, March 22, 2010
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What not to tweet



It's the Wednesday after St. Patricks day weekend, and I'm walking down Michigan Avenue to work and I see someone wearing green. I immediately thought, "wow, that person has been wearing that shirt since Saturday!" So I tweeted about how not to wear green after St. Patricks' day,
"Never wear green the week after St. Patricks day, ppl will think you never change your clothes #tip" [link]
And then I come into work and someone was wearing green! Oops! So I tweeted this,
"Never tweet while commuting to work about what ppl shouldn't wear, cuz one of your coworkers will be wearing that when u come in #tip #style" [link]
And then I realized that Wendesday IS St. Patrick's day. No wonder why people were wearing green. I'm such a clueless Protestant boy.

0 comments | twitter | Friday, March 19, 2010
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Chicago Moving Bridges defeats finger tattoos for one day

Finger tattoos

"Finger tattoos" has been the my most viewed photo every day on flickr. But yesterday "Chicago's Moving Bridges over the Chicago River" finally grabbed the top spot.



By the way, as of today, my "Finger tattoos" photo has been viewed 20,030 times and "Chicago's Moving Bridges over the Chicago River" has been viewed 37,598 times. Finger tattoos is catching up!

4 comments | | Thursday, March 18, 2010
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Do monkeys drink water?

I was just wondering if monkeys drink water. Because I never saw a monkey drink water, I thought maybe monkeys don't drink water But then a friend happily shared this video with me, Youtube - Monkey Drinking and Playing with Water.

I want to drink water like this monkey.



Note: this video is more fun to watch with the sound turned off.

3 comments | | Wednesday, March 17, 2010
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Chicago 2018 Winter Olympics bid



2018 Winter Olympics bids were due yesterday. Only three cities put their hat into the ring:
* Munich, Germany
* PyeongChang, South Korea
* Annecy, France

How about Chicago, USA? Next to my apartment building is an empty lot. I volunteer that plot of land for the curling events in Chicago's 2018 Winter Olympics bid.

3 comments | | Tuesday, March 16, 2010
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Pronunciation for anapauō (rest) is not very restful



It's really cool how blueletterbible.org has audio pronunciations for Greek words. Give a listen to the greek word anapauō (meaning rest). I wish when the guy read anapauō, that he would have said it in a more restful manner. Instead I feel like I'm getting punched in the face.

When Jesus said, "Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest." I don't think he said "rest" like he was punching someone in the face.

1 comments | | Monday, March 15, 2010
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Song lyrics for "Jackin it up"

"Jackin it up" ain't on iTunes

There is no song titled "Jackin it up" on iTunes or Amazong MP3. Quick! This song is just waiting to become a top 40 hit.
The jackhammas are a-poundin'
I say
The jackhammas are a-poundin'
outside the Tribune Towerin'

I'm tryin' to git some work done-in
But these jackhammas
these jackhammas

They keep a-poundin'
a-poundin'

A-prrrchh-a-prrrrch-a-pprrchhhprrccch-prrrccch.
Seriously. The Pioneer Court outside the Tribune Tower has some jacked-up tiles and it's all fallin apart. So they've been replacing the tiles in sections. It's only taken them two years so far.

We had peace and silence for a couple months, and then today, the jackhammers came back and are now working on another part of the court. This will take them about three months. So I get jackhammers all day long for three months at work. Hence, I'm trying to spin this into a positive and get into the jackhammering by finding a song titled, "Jackin it up" on itunes or amazon mp3. But alas, there are none.

4 comments | | Thursday, March 11, 2010
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What comes after letter Z?

What letter would come after Z in the alphabet?

alforque tweeted: WTF is Gen Z?! RT @ChicagoGirl1: There is a Generation Z now? When did this happen? http://bit.ly/ciOPp1

What would come after Generation Z? Is there a letter that comes after Z? In the Greek alphabet, the last letter is Omega. Would that then be Generation Omega?

A yelp post asks, If there was a new letter after "Z", what would it sound like? Here's a couple of their responses:
-- Gillooly
-- Sub-class 'z', 'zed'
-- A Double "Z" like "ZZ" like Double "U" makes a "W"
-- it would be the schwa sound we all learned about in phonics in the 1970s

Rather fitting that this Yelp post about the end of the alphabet has its comments turned off due to the post being older than two months. It's like the question about the endings, hit the end itself.

4 comments | | Tuesday, March 09, 2010
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How would cigarette smoke react in a different atmosphere

A smoker walks in your direction on the sidewalk. You pass each other by and hold your breath, because of the stinky smoke. 15 feet after the smoker, you are able to breath again because the smoke has dissipated into the air.

I'm thankful that cigarette smoke fades into the outdoor air. What if it hung around like a nasty cloud? Bleh.

Or what if our atmosphere was so heavy that the smoke fell to the ground and made a line on the ground? That would be weird. We'd have contrails of smoke everywhere from smokers walking and smoking.

0 comments | | Monday, March 08, 2010
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Tootin like a ballootin

Next time someone tells you, "I'm tootin like a ballotin," you can respond with, "Yes, I appreciate your flatulence metaphorical reference to a deep decorative rectangular cardboard box with overhanging edges used for packaging chocolate candies."

"How about we get ourselves a ballotin of Godiva chocolates?"

2 comments | | Friday, March 05, 2010
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If there's a recycle can next to the garbage can, please use the recycle can

I'm a little obsessive with recycling, check out the sticky notes I just put on the 14th floor @tribunetower garbage can

On the 14th floor of the Tribune Tower there is a gray garbage can in the kitchen area. We throw away so much stuff in the kitchen that can be recycled. To help solve this, a few weeks ago I put a blue recycle bin next to the garbage can.

But nobody uses the recycle bin. It rather baffles me. Today I found a clean paper bag and paper wrappers in the garbage. Normally I will quietly garbage pick the paper and put it into recycling. But the quantity of the paper in the garbage today unsettled me. As i took the paper out I audibly said, "what is this paper doing in the garbage? It can be recycled," hoping that the perpetrators heard me.

Knowing just saying something out loud probably won't do much, I put a couple sticky notes on the garbage cans directing people to the blue recycle bin. Then to be even more specific, the sticky notes listed what little things can be recycled.

here's what the notes said:

PLEASE RECYCLE
use the blue bin
------------------>

tea wrappers,
papers, cardboard,
bags, sugar packets
every little bit helps :)
------------------>

I purposely made the list in all lower case to make it more friendly. I know I'm being passive-aggressive with this. But c'mon people, at least put your paper in the recycle bin that sits right next to the garbage can. Every little bit truly does help.

6 comments | | Wednesday, March 03, 2010
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Hair Dryer Jokes

A friend of mine is trying to exchange her broken hair dryer. Today she IM'ed me, "whoa, this hair dryer thing is becoming a pain in my arse!" To which I responded with the following hair dryer puns:
-- this whole hair dryer thing BLOWS
-- it's totally DRYING the life out of you
-- this is a HAIR-RAISING experience
-- you are getting totally ripped off and SCALPED

0 comments | | Tuesday, March 02, 2010
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Gray is better than grey

My twin brother is going to start spelling the word "gray" as "grey." I disagree. I'm just not a fan of the spelling of "grey." Grey eliminates the simplicity of gray. Grey makes gray complicated and stuffy.

Gray is simple. Gray is pure. Gray is honest. Long live gray!

15 comments | | Monday, March 01, 2010
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