12 funny American things to buy for July 4th

	Patriotic Afro Wig Nothing like looking an All-American Fool
	Patriotic Potato Sacks What is more American than USA and potatoes?! stands up and sings God bless America! Land that I love! Stand beside...
	Metal and Rhinestone Patriotic Flag Rings Bling bling. Can you imagine a USA ring on each of your fingers. Hell yeah! You'd be like sucka Mr. T.
	I love USA charm To complement the bling bling of your patriotic flag rings.
	Laser Patriotic Vests Hot. Actually not. Nothing is more dorky than this. Nothing.
	Patriotic Sequin neckties Sexy. Does this tie seem short? Wear this and you'll get a swirlie.
	Glitter Patroitic Tattoos Tattoos are like hard ass Harley riders. But the glitter says fun lovin techno. Best of both worlds here.
	Terry Cloth Patriotic Wrist Bands Would be excellent on the croquet course. And they are oh soo cool now. The Mauler will devastate!
	Inflate Patriotic Guitar Born in the USA! Rock out like Springsteen! or however you spell his name.
	Patriotic Angel Bear WTF. bears with american flag butterfly wings?
	Mini Foam Patriotic Finger Flyers Fly your own scud rocket into your co-workers!
	Mega Patriotic Assortment When you can't decide just take it all. Nothing more American than that.

By Matt Maldre on May 04, 04 | 10:45 am | [2610] Hits | permalink

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