Isn't "Bring Your Pet To Work" the same thing as "Bring Your Tax Deduction To Work"? Oop! I mean, "Bring Your Precious Little Child To Work". At least with "Bring Your Tax Deduction To Work" you don't have to worry about "accidents" ... well, at least not too many. Just pack extra Pampers.

What about your co-workers who have pet allergies? Granted, I know people who are allergic to children, but at least child-dander doesn't cling to your clothes.

On the other hand, I'd much rather hear a dog bark or a cat meow than a child whine, beg, and cry.

Forget about it ... who's wacky idea was this anyway? Some childless spinster who wants to bring her 4 dozen cats in to get even with all those years of "Bring Your Child To Work"? And what's up with the whole week? I guess whoever came up with the idea is trying to make up for lost time in record time!

Here's an idea: "Bring Your Feng Shui Element To Work Forever"

oh wow! i want to bring my pet to work! ...except i don't have a job. hmm. matt, want to borrow scully?