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drink this and become a monster: Lo-Carb Monster Energy

On my way to work, I just exited the Chicago red line stop when someone handed me a very cold can of Lo-Carb Monster Energy. It has 100% of your daily needs of Vitamin C, Riboflavin, Niacin, Vitamin B6, and Vitamin B12. Oh nice. And each can is two servings, that's 200%!

It also states, "Lo-Carb MONSTER energyō still delivers twice the Buzz of a regular Energy drink. (Read: It has a crapload of caffiene)

Then there is a disclaimer stating, "CONSUME RESPONSIBLY - LIMIT (3) CANS PER DAY."

Whoa. THREE CANS! What would happen if you drank three cans? Surely you'd become a MONSTER!


Posted by: spudart on Aug 05, 04 | 11:52 am  |   [10118] Hits  |   permalink

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I'm trying to figure out how consuming this Monster Energy drink inspired my previous post on being forgetful. It either:
A) Put me on a caffiene high causing the insight into age and forgetfulness
B) I was on the downswing after the caffiene and it caused me to be forgetful.

Posted by: spudart on Aug 05, 04 | 12:04 pm


You might turn into one of these monsters: http://www.thorneycroft.com/monsters.htm

Posted by: spudart on Aug 05, 04 | 12:14 pm


what are the ingredients? i'm curious as to why they felt the [legal?] need to warn the consumer about consuming it. and what does it taste like? you shouldn't be drinking just anything, just because someone gave you a free can of it.

Posted by: laura k. on Aug 06, 04 | 5:58 am


the ingredients? um. pick up a can sometime laura.

if someone gives me a free can on the street, i drink it. that is my motto.

Posted by: spudart on Aug 14, 04 | 1:08 pm


i'll remember your motto, that's good info to have the next time you're in the emergency room with some strange poisoning.

Posted by: laura k. on Aug 14, 04 | 1:32 pm


I really really Love your monster drink. I always try to buy at least two when I go into town. When I ask my mom to buy me one she always say "NO" so I just let my cousin or uncle buy me one
I LOVE YOUR MONSTER ENERGY


Posted by: Shane White on Dec 15, 04 | 9:26 am


Your Monster Energy is so powerful i love so much
I wish I had life time supply of Monster Energy please i love it so so much i love the way it taste and the way it looks sometimes i like to draw the monster sign on my folder and for my art class.One of my teacher told me it was really good drawing. So please write back:)

Posted by: Shane White on Dec 15, 04 | 9:31 am


Your Monster Energy is so powerful i love so much
I wish I had life time supply of Monster Energy please i love it so so much i love the way it taste and the way it looks sometimes i like to draw the monster sign on my folder and for my art class.One of my teacher told me it was really good drawing. So please write back:)

Posted by: Shane White on Dec 15, 04 | 9:33 am


Well im finishing off my fifth can for the day right now. Whoops.

Posted by: Greg on Feb 14, 06 | 10:16 pm


The low carb energy drink is the only thing that can quench my thirst and not leave me with that sugary after taste. I think I have found a new life line to drink. This is the greatest thing since the tv.

Posted by: Debi on Mar 09, 06 | 8:12 pm


It tastes like grape soda.

diet Sobe tastes like ass in comparison.

Posted by: chump on Jun 12, 06 | 3:57 pm


I think that monster is the most awesome energy supplement on the planet...Keep it comin'

Posted by: bryanna b on Sep 06, 06 | 1:52 pm


I love Monster XXl! Makes me so hiper I just want to spring to the moon! My mom wont by 1 for me and ny dad thinks there bad but hey: I luv 2 drink em!!!!!

Posted by: Angel on Mar 17, 07 | 5:15 pm


Monster Energy drink has ginseng in it, I remember an old teacher of mine back in high school telling me that she was at the health food store looking for something to increase her energy so they gave her pure ginseng and she began taking a spoon full of it at night. She said she did not sleep for a month and it permanently damaged half her heart, and that she was in the hospital for a while. I do not know if she over exaggerated at all but i still think about that story every time I drink two BFC's.

Posted by: Zac on Sep 21, 11 | 8:38 am


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