Does your dog have an email address?

(Photo courtesy of Jurica)
If i had a dog, i would give him an email address. People could email my dog and then i would read the email to him. I'm thinking about giving my pet rock an email address. He can roll across the keyboard pretty good. Here, watch...
/.,mlnkhjgbrfy
I don't know what that means in pet rock-ese, but he rolled from the bottom right to the top left. In a northwesternly manner.