Chinese scientists learn to control pigeons
Great. This is just great. Now we have remote-controlled live pigeons with implanted micro electrodes in their brains--by the Chinese! These pigeons are able to be controlled by the whims of crazy Chinese scientists. No word on if these are evil-crazy Chinese scientists, or good-crazy Chinese scientists.
How about they make pigeons fly to another planet? I heard Mars could use a healthy dosage of pigeon crap. Then again, it was probably the Chinese who made the pigeons crap on me every year. (yes, the pigeons at my Western brown line stop have a tradition every year of pooping on me).
Although it would be great if the Chinese used these pigeons to do some sort of cheesey chorographed dance.
What else will the Chinese make these pigeons do?
(by the way a high-resolution print is for sale of the image above)