Bonemellows: Marshmellows are made from bone, skin and sugar

New name for Marshmellows: bonemellows or skinmellows
Marshmellows are made from bone, skin, and sugar? GROSS! They should be called bonemellows or skinmellows, so people are aware of this. I will NOW start calling marshmellows that. Oh what a party spoiler i am. Maybe I shouldn’t do that when people are actually eating the marsh—err skinmellows.

We have hot chocolate at work. And sometimes we run out of the regular kind and I have to use the type with marshmell—CRAP! I GOTTA REMEMBER TO CALL THEM BY THE NEW NAME—bonemellows. And so i’ll put the powder in my cup, but then shake it, so the mars—NAR! bonemellows—come up to the top, and then i scoop them out.

BUT it is fun to have the skinmellows in cereal every now and then. I’m just not a fan of the HUGE sugar intake (well, now and the bone and skin too). But a ninja bonemellow. Man.

Purple horseshoe: 1984 TV event of the year
Oh speaking of marshmell—err, bonemellows. I just made a comment today on my twin’s blog about when they added the purple horseshoe to Lucky Charms in 1984. I hail it as the tv event of the year for a nine-year-old. Check it out at: http://www.unlikelymoose.com/blog/comments/877_0_1_0_C/.

Btw, i was looking for an image of a Lucky Charm Purple Horseshoe to put on this post, but didn’t find any in a quick google image search. It makes me want to buy some and scan them in hi-res. (but if I buy a box, do I want to eat skin and bone?) I wonder what they would look like up close. ACTUALLY, what would it look like under a microscope? Oh man.

(this post originated from a comment I made about Michael's new cereal with sugar swords and choco ninjas!)