Barack Obanana captures monkey demographic
(photo courtesy of sparx)
Monkeys across the country are coming out in huge packs voting for presidential candidate Barack Obanana. Pollsters Franklin J. Schaffner says, "We are noticing the increase in primate attendance. I'm glad we installed those monkey bars above the voting booths, because the chimps like to vote with their feet."
Despite the increase for Barack Obanana, there is a lack of voters coming out for Hillary Clamshell, because frankly, who likes clamshells?
