How timely! I recently started a word document listing my original quotes!
Posted by: Tom on Jul 22, 08 | 3:14 pm
whoo, whoo, I'm in! I feel so special!!! my favorite saying is...."
Age is not how old you are, but how many years of fun you’ve had."
—Matt Maldre, 2007
and "With large umbrellas, come large responsibilities"
—Matt Maldre, 2003
believe me, you should see my eh.. umbrellas!!! so much....too much.... I can't take it!! Calgon!!!
Here's a new one.
"It is better to dork, than to not dork."
— Matt Maldre, 2008Posted by: spudart on Jul 23, 08 | 10:09 pm
To dork or not to dork? Is that the questions... ?I love dorks, never talk about my dorks... I'm a dork! Yeah, dorks and geeks rule the planet!!! As it should be.. Adrienne,
Posted by: Tall Expression on Jul 23, 08 | 10:16 pm
here's one from me from about a year ago:
"I only like math when it's in my favor".
-erik maldre 2007
"Tourists who go to outer space should stay out there."
--matt maldre, 2008 (IM conversation with Lisa S)
"Every person has their own black hole inside their head."
--matt maldre, 2008 (IM conversation with Lisa S, just minutes after the first quote)
Posted by: spudart on Jul 28, 08 | 3:20 pm
"So many of us speak foolish when we should be speaking english."
--Matt Maldre, 2008 (same IM conversation as the previous one!)
Posted by: spudart on Jul 28, 08 | 3:37 pm
I just re-read that last quote by me and it sounds like it might have racist undertones. But it really doesn't. Here is the origin of this quote:
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Lisa S: anyway, what i was saying was, space junk gets eaten up by our black hole, which will then ultimately end up getting spit out by the corresponding white hole
it's a neverending cycle!
spudart: WHITE HOLE?
spudart: NO WAY
spudart: YOU SPEAK FOOLISH
spudart: please speak english
Lisa S: a white hole is the opposite of a black hole instead of sucking things in, it spits stuff out in massive amounts
spudart: "So many of us speak foolish when we should be speaking english." --Matt Maldre, 2008
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and yes, when i'm typing in an instant message to be a great quote, I do put it in quotes and put my attribution on it. That makes it funny.
Posted by: spudart on Jul 28, 08 | 3:45 pm
One of my favorite Matt-ributes is the fact that you can have two conversations in one with him. The first conversation is what YOU think you're talking about with him. The second conversation is what the conversation morphs into after he adds his little interjections. (See previous posts above for examples.)
In that conversation, we started out talking about weird happenings in space and ended up with several new quotes! How do ya like that?!
Posted by: Lisa S. on Jul 29, 08 | 3:55 pm
"If you're going to make a weird salad, at least make it a good weird salad." -- Lisa S., 2008
Posted by: Lisa S. on Jul 30, 08 | 2:23 pm
If there are any foodies on this board, what the eff is a currant? Apparently, there are some in my salad from Corner Bakery. Not sure if I like that.
Posted by: Lisa S. on Jul 30, 08 | 2:25 pm
+raising hand+ Foodie here! A currant is a small variety of the seedless grape. I put them in my Carrot Cake ;)
Posted by: Tom on Jul 30, 08 | 2:41 pm
Thanks Tom! I seriously want to return this salad. I'm not sure what the culprit is, but something in there is super crunchy -- like take-out-a-filling kinda crunchy.
Here's what's SUPPOSED to be in there:
"Crisp green apples, toasted walnuts, bleu cheese and currants tossed with our mixed greens, balsamic vinaigrette and harvest crisps."
I know, I know. The obvious culprit would likely be the "harvests crisps" (a.k.a. croutons), but I haven't eaten any!
Hope I'm not eating bugs.
Posted by: Lisa S. on Jul 30, 08 | 2:48 pm
Currants are harder than raisins, but unless they are ancient, they aren't "super crunchy". I'd definitely take the salad back and talk to the manager.
Posted by: Tom on Jul 30, 08 | 3:13 pm
"Super crunchy currants are not good."
—Matt Maldre, 2008
Posted by: spudart on Jul 30, 08 | 11:55 pm
"Always rip a paper towel in half before using."
— Matt Maldre, 2009
Posted by: spudart on Apr 20, 09 | 9:57 am
"Cuz sometimes somethings just gotta be in all caps"
— Matt Maldre, 2009
Posted by: spudart on Apr 23, 09 | 12:20 am
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