Food menu wordplay with Barack Obama and John McCain
Wembleyheads on 43things wants to prepare a dish for a politically-themed potluck. It needs to be named something like “Barack-oli casserole” or “Palin-guini” or “McCain-aroni and cheese.” There are awards for the best names!
Here are some ideas:
Barack Obama Dishes:
Barak O’Banana Splits
Baracklava (aka Baklava)
I just googled baracklava and got this:
Baracktoberfest. We will eat Barackwurst, Baraccoli & Cheese, Baracklava, and drink Baracktails. We will dance to Barack ‘n Roll, or play video games on my XBaracks 360.
But they didn’t mention Baracky Road ice cream or Barack of Lamb. That’s from my friend fred. and McCain Sugar.
I’ll be Barack!
John McCain Dishes: Bring some water and call it a bottle of tears if McCain wins.
Get some McDonalds and call it McCainolds. Which has a hidden pun, cuz it says McCain OLD. Then again, McDonalds? lame-o.
I’d like to see you do something with “my friend” or “cronies” That cracks me up whenever McCain says those phrases. Can you make a crony cake? I don’t know what that would be. A crowbar inside a cake? In all reality, that’s kinda gross. Can you imagine baking a cake for people to eat, and then there’s a freakin crowbar in there?
Or you could do something their cities of origin.—Barack Obama’s Springfield lettuce.
—Biden’s Scranton?... uh.
—Palin’s Wasilla… um.
—McCain’s hometown is Alexandria, Virginia? Alexandria? uh..
Well, i’m blanking on the last three.
Have any other ideas? Leave 'em in the comments.
