Three year twitterversary for @spudart

Three years ago today I signed up for twitter. My first tweet was very grand:

Signing up for twitter, duh.
-- 4:07 AM Apr 9th, 2007

Here's my eight favorite tweets from the past month:

1. Vending machines should have anti-gravity pulsors, so you don't have to bend down to get your candy.
   -- 1:17 PM Apr 2nd
   
   
2. IDEA: Cute little anchors to keep a teabag from floating
   -- 12:30 PM Mar 23rd
   
   
3. IDEA: next time you walk back to your desk from the bathroom, walk backwards.
   -- 5:40 PM Mar 22nd
   
   
4. Picking up some Dove chocolate Easter eggs @walgreens which will make good bullets for my chocolate cannon
   -- 4:45 PM Mar 20th
   
   
5. I L-O-V-E U-S-I-N-G D-A-S-H-E-S I-N B-E-T-W-E-E-N W-O-R-D-S I-T R-U-L-E-S!, I M-E-A-N L-E-T-T-E-R-S, N-O-T W-O-R-D-S.
   -- 9:56 AM Mar 18th
   
   
6. IDEA: Make a video compilation of you knocking on all the different surfaces you encounter on your commute
   -- 9:12 AM Mar 17th
   
   
7. What if every time you saw a bus, you'd board for one mile and repeat for ten times?
   -- 6:22 PM Mar 15th
   
   
8. I'm thinking of doing an art project where I get a ton of foreign currency and leaving it around the city.
   -- 11:36 AM Mar 1st