And the tweets in text format with links:

sometimes i get confused if i want to eat or listen to music
-- 9:46 AM Apr 29th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/13078338461

#IDEA: flagpole that looks like a twisty straw
-- 10:09 AM Apr 16th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/12287870450

#guessthissound woooooOOOOOOOp de wooooooOOOOOOOOO de woooooooo.
-- 10:38 AM Apr 16th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/12289414198

I like saying, "where's my wawwet?"
-- 11:59 AM Apr 12th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/12055792828

Stargaze. I love left-hand words. -- http://bit.ly/aae4d7
-- 5:09 PM Apr 10th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/11958264867

Thinking of putting a flattened Wile E. Coyote on the sidewalk at the foot of the Willis Tower underneath the glass balconies.
-- 3:31 PM Apr 10th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/11954640728

Everybody crumble up some paper and throw it at your coworkers and yell, IT'S SNOWING!
-- 11:05 AM Apr 8th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/11830656616

Trying to find a webpage that lists the one main government website for every country on the planet.
-- 7:59 AM Apr 8th
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/11822002107

Vending machines should have anti-gravity pulsors, so you don't have to bend down to get your candy.
-- 1:17 PM Apr 2nd
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/11493911686

this is a fun random thing to IM people: H Y P N O TI Z EEED DDDDDDDdddd dddddddDDDDDDD
-- 2:04 PM Apr 1st
-- http://twitter.com/spudart/status/11439834026

"sometimes i get confused if i want to eat or listen to music"

I've never eaten music... odd.

i like left-handed words too. Right now my fav is star wars

Star Wars. That's a good one. Although when I type the capital letters, I use my right hand for the left hand letters. It's kinda funny how I don't even think about it. Left hand letters get the right pinky holding down shift. Right hand letters get the left pinky holding down shift.

Oh that pinky finger. It's so shifty.