China blames America for recalled toys

"A senior Chinese official said that 85 percent of the more than 20 million toys recalled by Mattel were caused by problematic designs from the US." (source: China Daily)

China's all like, "take that, be-yatch!"

Next thing you know, America will respond with, "yo momma's so fat, she makes defected toys out of sugar and white flour and tries to sell them to America."