sausage attack

Major League baseball player, Randall Simon of the Pittsburgh Pirates whacked the Italian Sausage in the head during the Clement's Sausage Race at the end of the sixth inning at Miller Park. Here's the video

This is just hilarious. And I cannot believe how upset people are getting over this. "This is one of the most outrageous things I've ever seen inside a ballpark or outside a ballpark," said Rick Schlesinger, Brewers executive vice president of business operations.

Liven up! It's a freakin mascot, people! In fact, if the person inside the Italian Sausage costume was really fit for the job, she would have playfully fought back against Randall Simon. Maybe forcing him to finish the race with the sausages and brats.

If anything, it shouldn't be Randall Simon who is in trouble, it should be the Italian Sausage for being such a weinie.