email to lunch.com

I'll sue their a55e5 because I own lunch.com

Proof:
My AOL IM Away message: "@lunch.com"

Ba5tard5

Posted by: Tom on Sep 18, 03 | 10:24 am

hee hee "throw in a pickle"

Posted by: Tom on Sep 18, 03 | 10:25 am

i tried contacting dinner.com. Their official statement is "The desired file was not found. Please try the index page. " check it out. http://dinner.com

i bet dinner is upset with lunch because lunch got filled up on peeps and Hershey's Kisses.

Posted by: Erik on Sep 18, 03 | 2:50 pm

and breakfast.com is upset with its image of being all toast, cereal, and eggs; so they decided to make breakfast time into gambling time. Check it out.
http://www.breakfast.com

Posted by: Erik on Sep 18, 03 | 2:51 pm

geez, luis (salazar)!

none of our meals are behaving in the way we expect! Check out http://www.brunch.com/ Brunch is seriously confused. I guess brunch is now all about "Science, Religion and Politics". I just want a nice baked ham.

Posted by: Erik on Sep 18, 03 | 2:53 pm

another confused meal:

http://www.supper.com/

Supper was upset with being confused for dinner so it said, "Screw it! We ain't messing with food any more! Supper will be time for World News.

Posted by: Erik on Sep 18, 03 | 2:55 pm

Ah, after seeing breakfast.com, lunch.com, dinner.com, and supper.com have nothing to do with food, it is reassurring to see that http://www.meals.com has kept to its intended meaning. I love meals!

Posted by: Erik on Sep 18, 03 | 2:57 pm

erik, you are employed, right? you have an actual paying job, right? :P

Posted by: laura k. on Sep 18, 03 | 7:22 pm

yeah, i like how he pads the comments total on my posts. I feel so popular.

Posted by: spudart on Sep 18, 03 | 8:29 pm

laura, i don't understand your post. how does it relate to lunch.com? Do you think i have no money, so you want to buy me lunch?

Posted by: Erik on Sep 19, 03 | 7:37 am

A few days later: The tempting. Another email sent to lunch.com:

I bet you are reeeally hungry right now. My offer of a reuben on rye for lunch.com still stands. Mmmm, this reuben looks mighty taaaaasty. Juicy tasty corned beef, oozing swiss cheese, senstational sauerkraut, all served on a fluffy rye bread cloud. How can you resist?

Posted by: spudart on Sep 23, 03 | 10:43 am

I like Turkey Reubens.

Posted by: Tom on Sep 23, 03 | 11:30 am

Paul Reubens is Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: Erik on Sep 23, 03 | 1:31 pm

Reuben Kincaid was the manager of The Partridge Family

Posted by: Tom on Sep 23, 03 | 1:43 pm

Reuben won American Idol.

Posted by: spudart on Sep 23, 03 | 3:22 pm

Clay Aiken was robbed

Posted by: Tom on Sep 23, 03 | 3:23 pm

Two of my posts today

2 4 3 and 4 2 3

Halloween is on

1 0 3 1 0 3

this year

Posted by: Tom on Sep 23, 03 | 3:24 pm

the halloween number is neat, but i don't get the other ones.

Posted by: spudart on Sep 23, 03 | 3:26 pm

I know, I'm pushing it...there isn't a pattern per se...just the same three numbers...But YES! The Halloween date is darn cool.

Posted by: Tom on Sep 23, 03 | 3:29 pm

The third, and possibly last email to lunch.com:

Well, seeing that it has been over a week since i gave you the offer of a reuben on rye for lunch.com and you have not responded. I have since eaten my side of the deal. You missed out on one tasty sandwich. But I do have a couple pencils sitting here with your name on them.

Posted by: spudart on Sep 25, 03 | 8:56 am

erik, i am not buying you lunch. i was referring to the abundance of blog-reading and -posting time you seem to have on your hands. and your employer's blindness to this fact.

you're married! have your wife make you a sandwich.

Posted by: laura k. on Sep 28, 03 | 10:50 am

oh yeah, erik is married. But laura, this isn't sandwich.com, it's lunch.com. A sandwich does not make a full lunch. Erik will also need an apple and a delicious beverage.

Posted by: spudart on Sep 29, 03 | 10:46 am

laura, i'm hungry. can you get me something?

Posted by: unlikelymoose.com on Sep 29, 03 | 11:43 am

erik, it isn't enough that you remember you're married. you must also remember specifically WHO you are married to.

incidentally, your 'wesleyan attendees' wedding photo did not appear in the latest IWU magazine! this is an outrage.

Posted by: laura k. on Oct 04, 03 | 10:27 am

Laura, I'm not married. Can you make me a sandwich? Maybe a Turkey Reuben? Thanks ;^]

Posted by: Tom on Oct 04, 03 | 11:00 am

I'm still using my lunch.com away message, but haven't heard anything from the folks at lunch.com about giving me back the right to that domain.

Posted by: Tom on Oct 30, 03 | 9:09 am