ban all coconut chocolates

You have a nice box of chocolates. You carefully pick a chocolate. With great anticipation and curiousity you bite into it only to have your mouth full of the awful texture of coconuts! Ban All Coconuts in Box of Chocolates worldwide! Join us in our crusade.
In addition to my Carrot Cake Boycott club, I have now founded the anti-coconut-in-box-of-chocolates club. Please join today.
Our rally cry: "No No Coconut!"