"Sorry, I couldn't think of any bad jokes about Foodie"
Joker:Knock?Knock?Audience:Who's there?Joker:C.Audience:C Who?Don't you see a bus going throw?
where is george w bush's fave place??
the election chair!!
like this joke
KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE PASTA PASTA WHO PASTA SALT PLEASE!
KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE COW WHO COW WANT OVER MOON???
i would like to make so funny jokes cause i really could crack people up!
you better jack up this sit! it is so so so so very very very suckish so if you ley me and my friends desighn it we wont let you dow please please they dont call us the desighner freaks for nothing for we dont settle for a no! or you will pay
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PRANKED BY KAYLA,LILLIANNA,AND VICTORIA
Oh man. I've been SO played.
all you guys joke stink!!!!!!
There ones was this kid in 3rd grade....he loved to take the trash out so thats all he talkes about!!!so one day his principle called him over and he got expelled!!!so asked him why and the principle said "people are telling me that your talking trash!!!!!!!!!!
Where do you put a dog
In a barking lot
why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
because there are too many cheetahs!
lmao. hahahahahaha ya dumnies . hahaha
i would like to add a joke
all your JOKES suck!!
knock knock [who their] boo [boo who] don` cry it`s onley a joke.
Waht do u get when a brown chiken and a brown co Brownchickenand brown cow
READ THIS OUT LOAD.....
I AM SOFA KING REE TODD ED
what do you call cheese thats not yours nacho cheese
knock Knock (who`s there) oliveeeeeeeeee (oliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee who you don`t have to tell me were you live
read this loud :
co me died re tar edd person
knock knock who there boo how bow who who don't cry it is just a joke
yo mamma so old she babysit Elvis!
there is a blonde, brunette, and a red head, they were stranded on an island in the middle of no where so the brunette said "well i see another island,about 20 miles ahead, i will swim, if im not back by tomorrow go to the island", she swam 12.6 miles then drown, the next day she wasnt back so the red head said "well ill go, now rememember what to do if i dont get back in time"she swam 9.8 miles then drown so the blonde said"uh... is it my turn? oh."she swam 19.9 miles then said"this is taking to long im going back"
hi im taylor im 12 years old and i live in oakdale, california i hope you enjoyed my jokes bye!<3 =-D
yo mamma is so ugly that when she stuck her head out the car window she got arrested for mooning
hi iam kirran mahmood iam 17 year olds
hi i am shelly i called kirran mahmood
these jokes on here are cool.I am trying to make my own jokes and put them on here.lol.................I love the jokes.
where does horses live?
in the neigh-bourhood
why didn't the skelton cross the road?
cause it had no butt
don't you see a bus coming threw
There were three guys named John connor and Lanse running from the police. They each jump in a bag. The cops come in and kick on the first bag filled with ducks and quack said Lance. They kick the second bag filles with frogs and connor says ribbet they kick the third bag filled with potatos and John says potato!!! Then john got arrestted.
ya momma so ugly, her name is tanita!!
ya momma so fat, she got stretch marks on her toenails
yo mama so light at night she shines. yo mama teeth so yellow the sun, "said dawn I lost my job already!"
Yo mama so Fat ever time she walks theirs a earthquake.
what is the scariest banana
hahaha so scary banananabananana
what else hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
these jokes are not funny to me so i might see if i can write some of my own jokes that will be funny to me but may not be to them so i will see.
here's some jokes: #1. your house is so nasty when somebody go in the bathroom to wash they hands, doo-doo comes out of the faucet! #2. you so stink so bad that you hit the floor and faint before you can take a bath.
Why did the man thow butter out of the window ...To see a butterfly!
Why did the burglar get a bath..to get a clean getaway!!
How does the skunk phone his mum to tell her that he will b late back from school...bY THE SMELLAPHONE
What do u get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo
a wooly jumper
what do you call a man who gives you presents and bites you
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yalls jokes are awsome
yalls jokes are so awsome and i want to make my own joke
yalls jokes are so coooooooooooooool!!!!!!
one day a man wished for a puppy the next day he didnt get anything then the next day he got his poppy(grandfather)he said i want a tree but he got a christmas tree but one didint want the car he sold it for free but what he really wanted was to be a hobbo he did one day he asked a man would you give me your life he said no can you give me anything the rich guy said how about nothing and stop waisting my time now im late for ballet the rich guy said ok bye
YO MAMA IS BLACK THAT ONE NIGHT I TRIED TO SHOOT HER AND THE BULLET CAME BACK
yo momma so stouped she got wooden boobies she feeds bevers
your mama is so fat that when she pees all the kids come in their swim suits.
:] ha ha lol
i am so hot that when you look at me your eyes busrt into flames
gigity gigity goo
yo mama is so poor she uses dental floss for a thong :]
what is 6 inches long and in a guys pants and girls like to blow it :]
i know what your thinking but its money lol haha :]
come on people get some good jokes if you want hits jk love'm
ya momma so fat to play a game of pool she has to use the planets as balls trees as the pool sticks and she uses highway 1 as the pooltable!!!!!!!!!!!
I got good joke
2 Polar bears baby and mummy
Baby: Mum are you sure were REAL polar bears
Mummy: Yes, Why
Baby: because its flippin' freezin!
lol come on u gotta think thats funny if not check this one out
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
lol please comment back xx
Those are funny, Hannah!
By the way, the original site mentioned in this post, The Bad Joke Generator, has been disabled.
why is james bond last name bond
cos...............................his mum and dad are bonds underwear
that was vearry funny!!!!!!!
a boy asks a teacher "would you punish me for something i didnt do?" the teacher replies "of course not why you asking?" the boy answers back "good cos' i didnt do my homework"!!!!!!
There once was a girl who could type 100wpm. One day she was only typing at 1wpm. A guy asked her what happenened did you get up on the wrong side of the keyboard. hahahahah!!!!!!!!
Why is James Bond last name bond cos...............................his mum and dad are bonds underwear.
Have you ever farted so hard that your ass crack??!! I did and it burned like fire!!
your mummas so fat when she jumps in with the whales they sing we are family even noyour bigger than me
your mumma is so fat when she wheres yellow evryone gose taxi
your mumma is so fat when she jumps in the pool all of the chinese pepole go sonarme
yo mama so stupid i seen her on the corner of her house standing by her mailbox said child wat you doing she said "sending a voicemail"
nock nock whos ther boo boo who thers no need to cry its only a jok.
ha ha ha
no need to get to exited its just a joke
your mom is so dumb she locked herself on a motorbike!!!
your mom is so dumb she locked herself in a toilot and pissed herself!!!
these jokes are soooo lame u need to add some new jokes
Q: why was a fat man sent to court when he farted in a private park? A: he was accused of global warming! LOL :-)
Now why does the Flamingo stand on one leg?
Its because if a Flamingo stands on both legs he would fall over!!
Katie, I have to admit, that made me laugh. :)
that so made me luagh hahaha goood one!!!
What do you call 1,000 pounds of bones?
Uh, Jacob ... dude, there are 2,000 pounds in a skele-TON. Just thought you should know
Your Mommas so fat that when u accidently bumped into her u got stuk
i do not get this site on the web.:) <3 B)
what happend two the dog he said fArting pooooooooooooo
what do you get if you cross a volcano with a duck? an earth-quack!
what do get if you cross a cat with a box? a safety-kit!
what do you call a pig that goes to karate? pork-chop!
jokes r funny
what do you call a lady bug that can swim good
a lady swimer
A child walks into a pet store and asks the counter person if he has any rabbits, He Replies Yes. He asks would u like a black wabbit, brown wabbit or a white wabbit. The child replies with a weird croak in her throat and says I don't care as long as its a fat chubby one for me snake!!!
That was a joke.
your mom is so fat she fell in the ocean and whales com up to her and sing to her(we are family even know your fatter than me)ha ha ha a ha ha
LOL DO YOU GUYS GET IT???
There was a ghost named hoolie
who flew around and trapped his goolie
wooo said his wife
now i'm in strife
let's go and see nurse julie
wooo said nurse julie
you've got a swolen goolie
wooo poor hoolie let's sort out your goolie
your mama is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
What Do You Call A Box Of Ducks?
A Box Of Quackers!!
how do i do my jokes
your mumma's so tall and skinny she done a kartwheel and kicked jesus in the face
what do you get with a butthole & a lollypop
answer. a babby
Q:Whats red and lơks like a bucket?
A:A red bucket
Q:Whats blue and lơks like a bucket?
A:A red bucket in diguise
boy:i need to go to the bathroom!
teacher: tell me your abc's.
boy: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.
teacher: what happened to the "p?"
boy: it's running down my leg!
An Actual Conversation
Student: I need to go to P.E. now.
Teacher (hearing the word “pee”): Can’t you just hold it?
Student: No, I am supposed to be there now.
Teacher: I don’t understand. You mean you are scheduled for it?
Student: Well, yeah, I’m always supposed to go to P.E. at this time.
Teacher (whispering): Do you have a medical condition I should know about?
Student: What? No! Why?
Teacher: I was just wondering why you have an appointment to always go to pee at the same time every day.
Student: P.E., P.E.! Not pee.
Teacher: Oh, P.E. Yes, you can go.
A man had a shed in the backyard where he kept gardening tools. One day, he thought he saw smoke coming out of the shed roof. He called 911 in a panic. An operator answered and said, “911, this is Joe. What is your emergency?”. The man answered “ Yes, my shed is on fire!” Joe said “Don’t panic, help is on the way. Where do you live?” The man said “ IN A HOUSE! NOW HURRY!!” Joe said “Well, how are we supposed to get there?
The man said “ IN A BIG RED TRUCK! DUH!”
Your mom is so hot my dog diged her
your mom is like a pantry I cant stop eating out of her
Q:whats green and have wheels?
A:grass, i lied about the wheels.
Q:whats green, hides in a ditch, and is full of cookie crumbs?
A: a girl scout that got hit by a car.
i'v got a joke.
yo mama is so fat she trip over walmart tumbeld over k mart and landed on target.hahaha
knock knock. Whos there? cow. cow who? nooooo cows moo
how do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
how do you eat noodles
tat is not funny it is lame
you so skinny - YOU'LL DROWN IN 1 INCH WATER!!
Whats the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa only has three hoa's!
i hate these jokes i can do a better one. ha ha ha.
yo mommo is so dumb she got locked in a inside when the lock was inside
you know your a redneck if your living room doubles as one of your kids bedrooms. (my ex boyfriend Jake Harr, look him up on facebook and send him a message calling him a redneck. he sleeps on the couch in his own house)
how did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?
Answer:she threw away all the w`s
Q: what is the difference between an onion and homework?
A: nobody cries when you cut up homework
Yo mama so stupid she tried drowning a fish
yo mama is so poor hatie had to donate money to her
i seen 2 crips pacets walkind down the street today
they seemed abit tired si i pulled over and said
'would you like a lift' and they said
'no tar were walkers we am'
UP HI DOWN LOW IN THE GRASS PASS GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA i got u laughing
knock knock whos there con con who con con confu
Yo Mama is so fat ,that when she looked out the window ,they arrested her for mooning
yo mamma's so fat when she runs she causes a 10.0 earthquake.
HOW DOE SA CHIKEN CROSS THE ROAD
these suck!!!and why is there 2"whats a desighners or whatevers favorite film? :-) i do not agree with you smiley face
i went into the shop yesterday and a man came up to me and attacked me with some cheese,yoghurt and cream.... i said, how dairy?
yo mama so old when someone said act your age she died
YO MAMA SO TALL SHE DID A BACKFLIP AND KICK JESUS IN THE EYE
Yo mama so skinny, she hula hooped with a cheerio!
your bum is so big people have to pay you for shade.
i have a joke but im not going to say it
i really hate this
knock knock whos there isabelle isabelle who isabelle nessary on a push bike
man : can i please have some toliet paper ?
lady : yer what coulor ?
man : jast white ill coulor it my self !!!!
doctor doctor i need the loo plz help me have a poo
these jokes are off the chain!!
i have some jokes for you?
there was a woman who one day gave a rice to 3 poor after few many days the poor came but the more 2 poor did not came
Woman- You are the person who i gave rice to were r those 2 more?
Poor- oh them the last time u gave me rice and i m the only person who is alive between them.
I have yo mama jokes for you!!!!!!!!
your mama so fat she had to pull up her fatness so they can see her pants.
Why can you not make your one joke