Chicago Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk: Photos: 7/28/2002 / 170-7097_IMG 7/28/2002 • Game 4: Coconut Crush The first ever victor of the Cococut Crush offensive belt is Mati "Godfather" Maldre. The non-pictured victor of the defensive Coconut Crush belt is his son, Matt "Mighty Mauler" Maldre.