Orange Jokes
The largest collection of orange jokes on the web!

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

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The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."
The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"
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Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!

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Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
A: Look round!

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door !

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice sorry you asked ?

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice going to talk to me !

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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

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WHAT DID THE LITTLE CHICK SAY WHEN ITS MOTHER LAID AN ORANGE?
LOOK AT THE ORANGE MARMALADE

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What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?

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Q: How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?
A: Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don't get orange juice, it's a walrus.

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There were an orange and a carrot walking down the street and they were best friends. Out of nowhere a car came and hit the carrot, so the orange rushed him to the hospital. Eventually the doctor came into the waiting room and he told the orange, "I’ve got good news and bad news." The orange asked for the good news first, and so the doctor replied, "Well your friend is going to live, but he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life!"

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