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New sizes for everything

Starbucks is able to make up their own names for sizes. — Trenta (916 mL) — Venti (591 mL) — Grande (473 mL) — Tall (354 mL) I want to make up my own names for sizes. — Redonk (extra large) — Uuuuh (large) — Ok (medium) — Not enough (small) — WTF (fun size) […]

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Comed: Get usage history

Would you like to know how much electricity you use? ComEd offers your past 24 hours of usage history. 1) Go to comed.com 2) Go to the tab “My usage” and select “My usage history” You will see a nice chart that presents your past 24 months of electricity usage. I prefer my stats in […]

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The day when car dealers will become bicycle dealers

I like at-replying. You ever get someone completely unrelated following you on twitter or facebook? I’ll at-reply a ridiculous question to these people. Lately a car dealership started following me on Twitter. Yes. A car dealership. Why a car dealer following me on twitter is completely ridiculous: 1) Who in the freaking world will want […]

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Sizes are only for people at Home Depot

The source of my quote “sizes are only for people at home depot” Matt Maldre: You need a gallery at work Erik Maldre: i do have a gallery at work. i’ll measure it’s size Erik Maldre: 23.5″ wide, 12.5″ high, 12.5″ deep Erik Maldre: that’s my gallery space Matt Maldre: you need photos. sizes don’t […]

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Looking at the world through a tube

I’m glad he got the tube off his head This reminds me of the time when Unlikelymoose and i were at an art museum in San Francisco and we saw someone walking around looking at the artwork through a rolled up map. It might have even been a paper towel tube the person brought with […]

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How should I make the clouds?

Clouds hanging from trees

I want to hang clouds from trees. Sorta like the clouds are ornaments. That will be a neat sight to see. How should I make the clouds? I made a poll on the Spudart Facebook Page. Please vote on the poll. How should I make the clouds?

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