Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins have some nice cashiers. Today on my Fruit Blast Strawberry receipt said, “Hey America! Want a free donut when you purchase a medium or larger beverage? Go to www.telldunkin.com” On the survey they ask, “Please tell us what you liked most about your experience at this Dunkin’ Donuts/Baskin-Robbins. Feel free …
When you walk into a store from the cold, do you unzip your jacket to get warm? Sometimes I think that if I keep my jacket zipped up, I will keep the cold inside my jacket. Think about it. When you want to keep something cold, you put it inside a bunch of insulation. Let’s …
Celebrate the day with the most sunlight by pulling an all-nighter outside. I accidentally did this a few years ago as I locked myself out of my apartment at 11pm. I didn’t want to wake up the building engineer to let me in, so I just walked around a bunch. And then went to the …
Next time someone tells you, “I’m tootin like a ballotin,” you can respond with, “Yes, I appreciate your flatulence metaphorical reference to a deep decorative rectangular cardboard box with overhanging edges used for packaging chocolate candies.” “How about we get ourselves a ballotin of Godiva chocolates?”
The following is a letter I sent to the Balance Bar Company: Greetings dear people of Balance, I am a fine consumer of your delightful Balance bar products. I enjoy having one before or after a workout. From time to time, I’ll have one in the morning at work. They bring great nutrition and sustenance …
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One of the fun things about frozen pizzas is that you get to slice it in any way you choose. Want pie slices? No prob. Squares are your thing? Totally. But the coolest thing of all is to do wacky cuts. Pictured above is a half of a pizza that I was planning on saving …
My tummy hurts today. What could it be? Here’s what I had today: * Boing! Tamarind juice (I don’t even know what a tamarind is) * Jalapeno-stuffed olives * Almond-stuffed olives * Nutrition digestive health mix * Coca-Cola from a glass bottle * Silk chocolate soy milk * Pineapple wine * Cholesterol tea * Chai …
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What did the doctor say to me on Monday regarding my potential H1N1 flu? Here’s how it went down. My normal doctor couldn’t see me for another couple days, and i wanted to know if I had H1N1 now. It’s Monday and I got work to do. Am I deadly contagious? I set up an …
KFC has a new sandwich where instead of bread for the buns, it has chicken patties: A fried chicken patty 2 slices of cheese 2 slices of bacon and another fried chicken patty. Curious about the nutrition is for this monster, I went onto the KFC website. But as of August 25, 2009; the nutrition …
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Happy 123456789 day! In honor of this great day, I tried to get a receipt with this historic timestamp. Here’s the adventure tweeted live at @spudart on twitter 10:17:58 07/08/09 I’m gonna buy a donut at Dunkin Donuts today and try to time it so my receipt says 04:05:06 07/08/09. Their receipts do include seconds. …
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What do the following 15 items have in common? * Eastern Tiger Salamander * Northern Cardinal * Monarch Butterfly * Square dance * Bluegill * Violet flower * Popcorn * Gold Rush Apple * Tully Monster * Big Bluestem * White-tailed deer * Fluorite * Painted Turtle * Drummer silty clay loam * White oak …
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