Crystal Pepsi is back! To celebrate the popular 90s drink, Pepsi made a retake on the classic DOS game Oregon Trail. You can play “The Crystal Pepsi Trail” online.
Ride along in your wood-panel station wagon collecting fifteen different 90s items like fanny packs, VHS tapes, and roller blades. As you ride with your travel posse, you’ll encounter dead Tamagotchis, jammed fax machines, and scratched CDs. A total of nineteen humorous events will greet you on the Crystal Pepsi Trail.
Making guest appearances in the game are Marc Summers and a Furby. They will give you inspirational words to help you arrive to your destination–the Crystal Pepsi fountain! “The source of the long-lost taste you crave.”
Collect as as many 90s items along the Trail to improve your final score. The complete list of all the items, events, and guides in the Crystal Pepsi Trail:
All 15 items in Crystal Pepsi Trail
Booyah! You found wild fruit snacks! Your party gained 50 lbs worth of grindage. (code: 1)
Sick! You found a sweet bucket hat! (code: 4)
Bumpin’! You found a cassette player loaded with a sweet mixtape! (code: 5)
Fresh! You found a sick new fanny pack! (code: 7)
Fax me! You found a fax machine with a hidden message. (code: 8)
Word! It’s raining floppy disks! (code: 9)
Stylin! You found a crimper! Your party no longer suffers from lame hair. (code: 10)
Kickin! You found inflatable furniture! (code: 11)
Super fly! You found a mood ring. It says you’re pretty chill (code: 15)
Beep me! You found a pager containing a secret code (code: 16)
Radical! You found some roller blades! (code: 19)
Tight! You found some scrunchies! (code: 20)
Sweet! You’ve been slapped with a slap bracelet. Gain item. (code: 21)
Cool beans! You found some homemade VHS tapes! (code: 23)
Lookin fly! You copped some JNCOs. (code: 71)
All 19 events in Crystal Pepsi Trail
(code: 3)
Pick up your face and join me. You had a kickin’ car singalong with your dawgs. (code: 57)
Whatever! Your pager ran out of batteries. Lose item. (code: 59)
Bogus! Dial up was delayed (code: 60)
Dude! Your Tomagotchi died of dysentery. (code: 61)
Dissed! You got tangled in your VHS tape. (code: 62)
I’m buggin! Your fax machine jammed. (code: 63)
Ugh! You forgot to tape your favorite TV show. (code: 64)
Hey dweebs, join me on The #CrystalPepsi Trail, #90s. Ross got a totally bogus haircut. (code: 65)
Bummer! You scratched your fresh CD! (code: 67)
I’m buggin! You got a flat tire and had to roller blade the rest of the way. (code: 80)
Trail Guide LA Beast says: LA Beast here. You and your homies are the only ones who can bring the Crystal Fountain back to life. You have the power to #BringBackCrystalPepsi. Have a good day! (code: 69)
No duh! I’m Marc Summers, beloved 90s game show host. I can see the power of your belief in the 90s is strong. It will guide you to the Crystal Trail’s source. Let the 90s show you the way. (code: 70)
Bogus! A party member got lost in the mall. Forever. (code: 72)
Score! You successfully crossed the bridge! (code: 74)
Dissed! You were attacked by Creepy Crawlers! (code: 75)
The 3 guides in Crystal Pepsi Trail
Wicked! You successfully made it through the tunnel! (code: 76)
Dissed! You were attacked by Creepy Crawlers (code: 77)
No duh! Trail Guide Furby says: Dee-doh! Kah toh-loo may-tah. Dah no-lah! Toh-toh boh ah ee-kah, ay-koo Crystal Pepsi, wee-loo toh. Dah-boo boo-tay oo-nye tay-boo bye-way. Ay-ay! Ay-ay-lee-koo! Booyah. (code: 79)
Introduction screen
Oh, snap! Welcome to the Crystal Pepsi Trail!
You’re about to being a great road trip adventure, driving across the storied highways of North America. You, your stylin’ road trip homes, and your ’92 station wagon must travel the Trail in search of the Cyrstal Pepsi Fountain: the source of the long-lost taste you crave.
Back in the day, the Fountain ran dry because the people stopped believing in the 90s. Your mission is to collect as many 90s items along the Trail as you can with your dawgs, as offerings to return the Crystal Pepsi Fountain to bubbling. You might be the only true 90s fan who can restore the Fountain to its former glory.
Good luck, dude!
Let’s Roll
Play the game today. I got 7,800 points. You can probably do better than that.
I guess if you’re going to have a station wagon it should be bedazzled, but what happen to the bling when I got a flat tire? Is the answer so obvious … Marc Summers?
All that bling must have made the station wagon too heavy, thus getting a flat tire. The vibrations from the car driving on a flat shook off all the bling.