Samurais! Cigars! Electric guitars! Here’s a way to spice up the international baseball tournament we know as the World Baseball Classic. Have players wear uniforms designed according to the warrior outfit of their native country.
The warrior outfit will be determined by the first result of a Google image search for COUNTRY NAME and WARRIOR.
Take the championship game, Korea vs. Japan.
Google gives this as the first results for Korean Warrior:
How freakin cool would that be to have SAMURAI warriors with big huge blades?…Playing baseball!
This Japanese samurai would totally annihilate the Korean one.
How about the Venezuela and USA who lost in the semi-finals?
Google gives this as the first results for Venezuelan Warrior:
Wow. Venezuela would have their players running around dressed as cigars. I wonder how they would do against the weiners in Miwaukee’s sausage race.
And then TEAM USA would be a bunch of power rock electric guitars. HOW COOL IS THAT? Baw-wowwow-waaaaah!
A few other noteworthy uniforms would are Chinese Taipei:
Dude, a guy in a Judo outfit kicking the crap out of like, twenty guys!
But Team Netherlands takes the cake for their Netherlandian Warrior:
Dude, it’s a freakin’ cannon. Talk about total destruction. What batter can hit a ball shot out of a cannon?
I fear the Netherlands.
Didn’t the Netherlands defeat somebody in the World Baseball Classic? Like Cuba or something.