You know how they say that iceberg lettuce is basically just water, no nutrition?
Jeff Barrett on Twitter challenged people to change this notion.
![Iceberg lettuce is just crunchy water. Change my mind. [Grinning face with smiling eyes]](https://www.spudart.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/twitter-BarrettAll-status-1453773823963193349.jpg)
Instead of challenging it, I pushed the crunchy water idea even further.

Jeff replied with:
Transitive property. I like it. But probably don’t put iceberg lettuce in your drinks.
Oh, you know that’s an invite to put iceberg lettuce in my drinks. CHALLENGE ON.

Using transitive property again. I must be really transitive today.
I should make this conversation into a webcomic.