Here’s a collection of fonts about jokes and graphic design found around the internet. (thanks to Tom Saaristo for emailing me this first joke)
Four fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says, “Get out! We don’t want your type in here.”
How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
Couldn’t say–ask an account executive.
How many web designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the structure, one to update the style, and one to blog about the inadequate bulb support offered by today‚Äôs socket manufacturers.
What font did the astrologist use to write the daily horoscopes?
1st Designer: “Wow, you always have so many fonts, where do you get them from?”
2nd Designer: “Oh they come from Monaco, Geneva, Chicago, New York‚Ä
I get them delivered at various Times throughout the day‚Ä
1st Designer: “By who?”
2nd Designer: “A Courier!”
What did Helvetica say to Arial?
You’re such a copy cat.
What did the horse say to Bordeaux?
Why the long type face?
One font meets the other in Rome. He asks: “Hey, are you a roman too?” “No,” says the other, “but i’m an Italic!”
A font walks up to Gill Sans and asks: “do you want to go out with me?”. But Gill Sans says “no”. “Why don’t you want to go out with me?” the other font asks. Gill Sans: “Because you’re Grotesque!”
If you have anymore puns about fonts or jokes about graphic design, please leave them in the comments.