Fun with croquet

No more Bloodmatch belt for me

I lost my croquet Bloodmatch championship belt to the Punisher at Punishment today. SUMMARY OF PUNISHMENT 2002 Five hungry contenders fought for the universal belt in the first match of the day for Punishment 2002. After the first match Erik “The Hammer” Maldre walked away with belt leaving Peter “The Punisher” Kreten desperate to attain …

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croquet punishment

tomorrow is the first big croquet event of 2002! Punishment at Kreten Kourt. Check it out our club at:

I want to run for office in Chicago

My campaign would include:* Bringing a white castle downtown* Building more croquet courts* Instituting 2-hour lunches, and 2-month vacation minimums* Making Macintosh the official computer platform* Eliminating the stupid wrigley bleacher expansion plans* Metra Station at Addison* Little Debbies on every corner* Instituting public soapbox debates in public squares* Making the museums free everyday* Establishing …

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update on 20:02, 20/02, 2002

There will be another palendromic time in 110 years! It will occur on 21:12 21/12 2112. (Dec 21, 2112 at 9:12pm). Damm, science better extend my like so i can be alive at a young age of 137 years old! Perhaps the Groundhog Croquet will still be around by then. And the last palendromic day …

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Croquet School on hold until 2002

Looks like I’m going to have to wait until next year for my croquet classes. It looks like it took a bit longer to build the new monster USCA headquarters in Florida. Originally the croquet america website said that there would be classes in november and december. But now all official public events have been …

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Find sports partners

Find sports partners!Form or join teams!Find coaces or venues! I just set up the Chicago Croquet Squirearchy of Gentlefolk on this site.

Croquet School

I’m thinking about going to the USCA croquet school for 3 days in Florida at the brand new USCA headquarters.Anyone interested in going? Let me know at: [email][/email] 1. 3 days of instruction (18 hours)2. Use of all necessary equipment3. Official USCA rulebook4. Official USCA shot-making manual5. Morning coffee and refreshments6. Daily Lunch7. Frameable certificate …

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Mr. T, croquet and duct tape

Amazing, I found a site that has Mr. T, croquet, and Mr. Potato Head all mentioned on one page!!! And here’s one with: Mr. T, croquet, and duct tape