Your age by chocolate math

Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

  1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (More than once but less than 10)
  2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
  3. Add 5. (For Sunday)
  4. Multiply it by 50 I’ll wait while you get the Calculator…
  5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754…
    If you haven’t, add 1753.
  6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number…

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2004) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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Tom Saaristo
17 years ago

333 … whew! I’m glad it wasn’t 666!

Tom Saaristo
17 years ago

After Saturday it will be 929 😛

lwells
lwells
17 years ago

328

laura k.
laura k.
17 years ago

229

Kara
17 years ago

oooo creepy… 223

Kara
17 years ago

Why eat chocolate when you could eat SILLY PUTTY! !

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