If you could ask the president anything, what would you ask? I have a few questions:
- Is there a working telegraph machine in the White House?
- Does the White House still have Rutherford B. Hayes’ croquet set?
- Why does the signature on the 2013 $1 bill look like a Hostess cupcake swirl?
The great thing about these questions is that you can actually mail them to the President at the White House. There’s someone on staff that reads these. I decided to make my question more memorable by writing it on my own stationary emblazoned with a giant logo. Complete with an image of dirt on the backside of the letter, so when the letter is folded up in the envelope, it at first looks like a letter of dirt. But when you open the letter, you see a giant potato emerge from the soil. That’s pretty memorable, right?
My plan is to continue to snail mail a letter to the White House every now and then. Every letter will have one simple question.
Do you have any questions you’d like me to add to the list?
To start off the request, are you going to include a photocopy of your face?
I think I’m going to write him and ask for a photocopy of his face. That’d be really cool.
How about this question: Why does Florida and Oklahoma get to have a panhandle?