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What is this?
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Joined
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8/30/2000 |
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Profile Updated
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9/10/2001 |
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Preferred color of ball
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Orange or yellow. I prefer the contrast of colors against the green lawn. But if the lawn is yellow, then I would go with blue. |
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Name of your Mallet
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Terminator |
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Speciality shots
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A combination of roll shots, stop shots and cut splits to leave my opponents pooping in their trowsers. |
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Honors
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• First place since 7/21/2001.
• Winner of Summer Slam 2001
• Winner of the classic mosquito invasion. |
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Style of Play
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Making the breaks, place other people's balls as stepping stones to my
throne of power. |
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Best shot made
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See game report from 7/21, since I made that shot, nobody has come close to my reign. |
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If you were to win the Squirarchy trophy, where would it be displayed?
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In the 14th floor window by my desk at the Tribune Tower, so all may bow down and to the mastery of all croquetedness. |
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Where would your ideal tournament be held?
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on a nice flat lawn, short grass, but interesting obstacles. Erik can't handle obstacles (without lifting the ball). |
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Five other famous or non-famous people you'd love to play croquet with
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• Harpo Marx (a croquet player)
• Michael Jordan (the basketball player)
• Domingo Ramos (the 3B for the 89 Cubs)
• Joseph Beuys (the artist)
• A Marsian |
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Your drink on the croquet course
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Lipton Iced Tea, or some wine coolers to quench my thirst, but absolutely nothing can contain my thirst for croquet dominance. |
