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Penalty tickets for complaining about the cold


I want to create tickets for whenever people complain about how cold it is outside. It’s Chicago, people. Deal with it.

  • They would look very official
  • Yet they would also be very humorous (so not to offend people at work)
  • It would say something about how you live in chicago, deal with it.
  • I would record the current weather conditions on each ticket

What should the fine be?

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unlikelymoose
23 years ago

i think you should just throw ice at those cry babies.

Kara
23 years ago

The fine could be a brisk jot around the block in the cold to warm up their lazy blood.

Tom Saaristo
23 years ago

I think the fine should be a pacifier. If the complainers want to be whining babies, then a pacifier is perfect…plus it will shut them up.

Tom Saaristo
23 years ago

Pacifiers perceived as an award? Not unless you’re a club kid.

unlikelymoose
23 years ago

throw ice.

laura k.
laura k.
23 years ago

the fine should be stomping on their earmuffs until they crack.

unlikelymoose
23 years ago

do people still wear earmuffs? i think whoever wears earmuffs should be required to wear legwarmers at the same time. I think that is just punishment.

Tom Saaristo
22 years ago

I handed out a verbal ticket last night as I was walking home in the cold rain. I was the only [crazy?”> guy without an umbrella smiling as I made my way home.