Fun with chocolate

IDEA: Memorize the “Reese” song and perform it in the Walgreens candy aisle

I so want to memorize this song and then sing it when I’m at Walgreens, in the candy aisle… or anytime I see Reese’s candy! You can have a skittle, a mento or a sweet tart. It ain’t no riddle, you don’t need an ID card. It’s not illegal, it might give you some cavities. …

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Triple Chocolate Chaos energy bars are dying in Chicago

The following is a letter I sent to the Balance Bar Company: Greetings dear people of Balance, I am a fine consumer of your delightful Balance bar products. I enjoy having one before or after a workout. From time to time, I’ll have one in the morning at work. They bring great nutrition and sustenance …

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What are the THREE things for which you are MOST thankful?

eHarmony has 13 interesting questions for their online profiles. They are interesting not only for these profiles, but for conversation questions in general for everyone. I’m making these questions into a series of blog posts on spudart.org where I’ll share my answer and ask people what their answer would be. What are the three things …

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empty chocolate

When the only chocolate in my apartment is the empty chocolate-covered raisins bag in the garbage, it’s time for me to get some chocolate. I’m staring at the empty bag with hopes of chocolate in my head.

How healthy is Dove dark chocolate?

In various dark chocolates you‚Äôll find claims of 65% cocoa or 70% cocoa. The cocoa percentage is nice, but what really helps you are the flavonoids in the chocolate. They reduce “bad” cholesteral and increase “good” cholesterol (source). 100 grams of fresh cocoa beans has 10 grams of flavonol. 100 grams of Dove dark chocolate …

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Dove chocolate rewards program

Dove very much needs to offer some sort of rewards points program. Please email Dove¬Æ and tell them to offer one. Here’s what I wrote. Feel free to copy or modify to your pleasure: =========== My dearest Dove, Your dark chocolates are soooooo good, you need to have a frequent buyer program–much like how the …

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