A recent email I sent to the “vanilla queen” at vanilla.com
What, is there some sort of vanilla brigade out there wanting to fully eliminate any traces of chocolate dominance from the planet? Face it you vanilla villians, Chocolate has you flat out beat in edible products. Yeah, you may have your stronghold on other frilly products such as air fresheners and candles. And you may have had Vanilla Ice as a spokesperson. But chocolate has you beat hands down in food-like products. Note how i sad “food-like”, because is a chocolate bar really “food”? No it is not, it is pure heaven. Yes that’s right, the gates of heaven are made of pure milk chocolate.