More Boogers in the Winter
In the comments of the previous post we were talking about how static cling happens more in the winter. But has anyone noticed that you get more boogers in the winter? WINTER BOOGERS!
Year: 2005
Static cling is so 80s
Is it just me or does static cling seem so 80s?
New Word: Dorkingdom
Definition: Dorkingdom noun The land of the highest dorks.
New Word: Dorkiful
Definition: Dorkiful adj Akin to beautiful, but in a dorky endearing way.
Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life website
The website for the book “Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life,” an Amazon Top 10 book in 2005. This site was designed using PHP and MySQL, so the author could easily make updates to the site without knowing html. Readers can submit their own “purple flower moment” and “moon descriptions” with the author being able to …
20 Reasons why the TV show “Deal Or No Deal” is exciting
The strategies of the “Deal or No Deal” producers used to make the game show more dramatic: 1) Dramatic Stage Host Howie Mandel stands in a quiet back room with 26 sealed suitcases numbered 1 to 26. One of those suitcases contains ONE MILLION DOLLARS. As he walks out of the back room explaining the …
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A smoking ban is like banning public urination
Walking behind someone who is smoking is like walking behind someone who is urinating in public. Who wants to walk behind a trail of smoke? There are many similarities between smoking in public and peeing in public: ‚Ä¢ Both ends up stinking ‚Ä¢ Both are annoying in public ‚Ä¢ Both offenses orginate from a stick-like …
The Baseball Hall of Fame is my friend
In a recent email, the Baseball Hall of Fame called me a “friend.” So here’s an email I sent to them: ============ I like how you called me “friend.” So friends, like, let each other into their home for free, right? If i go to the hall of fame, will you let me in for …
side of the street is like type justification
This is for the designers out there: Walking on the right side of the street is like being a part of right justified type. Walking on the left side of the street is like being a part of left justified type.
Dumpster Diving is bad?
Just a few weeks ago, I discovered that “dumpster diving” has a bad connotation. It’s associated with people who pilfer garbage to find financial information. I always thought of dumpster diving as a way of finding art materials. I’m gonna change my online profiles now.
How to title your blog posts using helpful words
To increase your ranking in search engines, use use words like “the secret to…” or “Advice on…” People love to search these terms. In fact here’s the results from the Overture Keyword Selector Tool 90,817 advice 66,008 secrets 43,352 classified 35,138 answer 32,224 tips 29,558 solution 22,405 strategy 15,272 thought 14,531 lesson 8,797 instruction 7,612 …
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