In the comments of the previous post we were talking about how static cling happens more in the winter. But has anyone noticed that you get more boogers in the winter? WINTER BOOGERS!
Archive | 2005
Is it just me or does static cling seem so 80s?
Definition: Dorkingdom noun The land of the highest dorks.
Definition: Dorkiful adj Akin to beautiful, but in a dorky endearing way.
The website for the book “Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life,” an Amazon Top 10 book in 2005. This site was designed using PHP and MySQL, so the author could easily make updates to the site without knowing html. Readers can submit their own “purple flower moment” and “moon descriptions” with the author being able to […]
The strategies of the “Deal or No Deal” producers used to make the game show more dramatic: 1) Dramatic Stage Host Howie Mandel stands in a quiet back room with 26 sealed suitcases numbered 1 to 26. One of those suitcases contains ONE MILLION DOLLARS. As he walks out of the back room explaining the […]
Walking behind someone who is smoking is like walking behind someone who is urinating in public. Who wants to walk behind a trail of smoke? There are many similarities between smoking in public and peeing in public: ‚Ä¢ Both ends up stinking ‚Ä¢ Both are annoying in public ‚Ä¢ Both offenses orginate from a stick-like […]
In a recent email, the Baseball Hall of Fame called me a “friend.” So here’s an email I sent to them: ============ I like how you called me “friend.” So friends, like, let each other into their home for free, right? If i go to the hall of fame, will you let me in for […]
This is for the designers out there: Walking on the right side of the street is like being a part of right justified type. Walking on the left side of the street is like being a part of left justified type.
Just a few weeks ago, I discovered that “dumpster diving” has a bad connotation. It’s associated with people who pilfer garbage to find financial information. I always thought of dumpster diving as a way of finding art materials. I’m gonna change my online profiles now.