Year: 2005

More Boogers in the Winter

In the comments of the previous post we were talking about how static cling happens more in the winter. But has anyone noticed that you get more boogers in the winter? WINTER BOOGERS!

Static cling is so 80s

Is it just me or does static cling seem so 80s?

New Word: Dorkingdom

Definition: Dorkingdom noun The land of the highest dorks.

New Word: Dorkiful

Definition: Dorkiful adj Akin to beautiful, but in a dorky endearing way.

20 Reasons why the TV show “Deal Or No Deal” is exciting

The strategies of the “Deal or No Deal” producers used to make the game show more dramatic: 1) Dramatic Stage Host Howie Mandel stands in a quiet back room with 26 sealed suitcases numbered 1 to 26. One of those suitcases contains ONE MILLION DOLLARS. As he walks out of the back room explaining the …

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A smoking ban is like banning public urination

Walking behind someone who is smoking is like walking behind someone who is urinating in public. Who wants to walk behind a trail of smoke? There are many similarities between smoking in public and peeing in public: ‚Ä¢ Both ends up stinking ‚Ä¢ Both are annoying in public ‚Ä¢ Both offenses orginate from a stick-like …

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side of the street is like type justification

This is for the designers out there: Walking on the right side of the street is like being a part of right justified type. Walking on the left side of the street is like being a part of left justified type.

Dumpster Diving is bad?

Just a few weeks ago, I discovered that “dumpster diving” has a bad connotation. It’s associated with people who pilfer garbage to find financial information. I always thought of dumpster diving as a way of finding art materials. I’m gonna change my online profiles now.