There this site at http://thesurrealist.co.uk/joke where you can make a joke about anything. All you do is put in the topic and some keywords related to it, and pow! It’ll give you a bunch of jokes–although they are so bad! (but so bad, they are actually good–in a weird way).
Here’s some examples.
Subject: a garbageman
Keywords: trashcan, trash
- What’s a garbageman’s favourite song?
I Trashcan’t Get No Satisfaction
- What’s a garbageman’s favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Trashington
Subject: a designer
Keywords: font, kerning, photoshop
- What’s a designer’s favourite film?
All Quiet on the Western Font
- What’s a designer’s favourite film?
Kerningin’ in the Rain
- What’s a designer’s favourite book?
David Photoshopperfield
“Sorry, I couldn’t think of any bad jokes about Foodie”
Joker:Knock?Knock?Audience:Who’s there?Joker:C.Audience:C Who?Don’t you see a bus going throw?
yea
where is george w bush’s fave place?? the election chair!!
like this joke
KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE PASTA PASTA WHO PASTA SALT PLEASE!
KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE COW WHO COW WANT OVER MOON???
i would like to make so funny jokes cause i really could crack people up!
you better jack up this sit! it is so so so so very very very suckish so if you ley me and my friends desighn it we wont let you dow please please they dont call us the desighner freaks for nothing for we dont settle for a no! or you will pay YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PRANKED BY KAYLA,LILLIANNA,AND VICTORIA BURN!!!!!!!!!
Oh man. I’ve been SO played.