In a recent email, the Baseball Hall of Fame called me a “friend.” So here’s an email I sent to them:
I like how you called me “friend.” So friends, like, let each other into their home for free, right? If i go to the hall of fame, will you let me in for free? And since we are good buddies, will you even make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while I’m there?
man, i wish i was a friend of the bhof. do they have xbox?
uh screw the BHOF. how about being “friends” with like, Hilton Hotels?