Dove very much needs to offer some sort of rewards points program. Please email Dove¬Æ and tell them to offer one. Here’s what I wrote. Feel free to copy or modify to your pleasure:
My dearest Dove,
Your dark chocolates are soooooo good, you need to have a frequent buyer program–much like how the soda pops of our current age allow you enter a code from the cap to get points.
If you had a rewards point program for Dove chocolates, I would totally be the first in line buying, like, a gazillion bags of Dove dark chocolates.
Don’t get me wrong eating the Dove dark chocolate is reward enough. But I just buy so many of the delights, that it would certainly be nice get some pointage off it as well.
matt the chocoholic maldre
Hey, have you emailed Dove¬Æ yet? Do it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-wa