ban all coconut chocolates

You have a nice box of chocolates. You carefully pick a chocolate. With great anticipation and curiousity you bite into it only to have your mouth full of the awful texture of coconuts! Ban All Coconuts in Box of Chocolates worldwide! Join us in our crusade.

In addition to my Carrot Cake Boycott club, I have now founded the anti-coconut-in-box-of-chocolates club. Please join today.

Our rally cry: “No No Coconut!”

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Tom Saaristo
21 years ago

I think we should email all of the candy makers that make chocolate covered coconut!! I have joined your crusade! 🙂

type 1 diabetic
21 years ago

I think you should count yourself as very very lucky to be able to eat sugary foods at all. That’s all I’m going to say:)

laura k.
laura k.
21 years ago

i’ll join the crusade too. i don’t like coconuts.

13 years ago

I have carrot cake every year for my birthday! Why boycott it? It’s awesome!

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