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Make the ultimate chocolate cereal mix


Thanks to lokate’s discovery of Brownie Crunch, a new idea has been born. An idea that will revolutionize how you eat cereal–chocolate cereal. It’s so incredible, I can’t decide what to name it.

Take all the chocolate cereals and combine them into one cereal. Oh chocolatey goodness! This is how to start your morning. This is how you are to end your day with dinner. Combine the following available chocolate cereals: Reese’s Puffs, Cocoa Puffs, Chocolate Cheerios, Chocolate Chex, Lucky Charms Chocolate, Chocolate Mini-Wheats, Brownie Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles, Count Chocula. Did I miss any?

What should this chocolate masterpiece be called? Chocolate Explosion. Chocolate Mashup. Cocoa Delight. Chocolate Heaven. None of these are capturing the incredibleness of it. ChocolateSuperCocoaIncredibleFudgeCrunchieCocoaSuperBrowniePowerPowerPower.

If you take nine different types of chocolate cereal and combine them into one, what would you call it? Please leave your name ideas in the comments. Thank you.

14 Responses to Make the ultimate chocolate cereal mix

  1. Matt Maldre July 13, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

    I will be making this super mix. Oh yes I shall. How’s this for a name? Chocolate Super Mix. No wait. I have it. Chocolate Fuel. “The ultimate mix of nine cereals to start your day rolling” Anyone have other name ideas?

  2. Laurel Kate July 13, 2011 at 11:20 pm #

    Ambrosia? Cause that’s what the gods eat on mt. olympus, right? Or steal the name of Calvin (Hobbes’s friend)’s favorite cereal “chocolate covered sugar bombs!” Oh, and s’mores is probably my favorite food group, but even I think that chocolate lucky charms sounds like an abomination.

  3. Matt Maldre July 13, 2011 at 11:41 pm #

    Chocolate covered sugar bombs! Calvin and Hobbes! Yes! I want to see it in the comic strip. A google image search only reveals this one panel: If only I worked for a comic syndicate. Oh wait, I do. Alas, we don’t carry Calvin and Hobbes. There’s no s’mores cereal! You’ve uncovered another uncovery! Where is the s’mores cereal? It’s funny you mention chocolate lucky charms in the same sentence as s’mores, cuz marshmellows, chocolate. But yeah, I concur. the Lucky Charms marshmallows are gonna totally wreck the Chocolate covered sugar bombs. I need a Lucky Charms marshmallow magnet to fish them out.

  4. Tom Saaristo July 14, 2011 at 7:45 am #


  5. Matt Maldre July 14, 2011 at 8:59 am #

    Tom, i like the “cheche” in your name.

  6. Matt Maldre July 14, 2011 at 9:01 am #

    Thanks sparx! So they are called Chocolate FROSTED Sugar Bombs. Ooooh, I was searching for Chocolate COVERED Sugar Bombs. I like how happy they look in the third frame. Man. I love Calvin and Hobbes.

  7. Sparx July 14, 2011 at 9:22 am #

    Toss this feed into google reader:

  8. Matt Maldre July 14, 2011 at 10:51 am #

    Mother Nature came up with a name for this cereal mix. She told me through twitter. First I tweeted her this: Dear @MotherNatureChi can you make it rain “Chocolate Flavored Sugar Bombs?” She replied to me with: Yeah @spudart, I’ll hang my little butt out of the clouds and give you a present called “Mother Nature’s Fudge-Made

  9. Matt Maldre July 14, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    How about this: Chocolate-injected Chocolate.

  10. Matt Maldre July 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    here’s a look at the Brownie Crunch by Laurel Kate.

  11. unlikelymoose July 14, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    “The Count’s Chocolate Crew” Use Count Chocula as the ringleader of the chocolate cereals.

  12. Matt Maldre July 14, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    I like that, “The Count’s Chocolate Crew” how about “The Count’s Chocolate Cahoots”?

  13. Shonie Griffin April 21, 2015 at 2:28 pm #

    incredimous Chocolate Crunch extrordinare

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