
I’ve found that when I tell someone that I’m a twin, I get some typical questions:
- Are you identical?
- How far apart were you born?
- Can you feel your twin’s pain?
- What’s it like being a twin?
I came up with a funny response for #2: “I think we were born about 4 minutes apart, but I’m not really sure, because I didn’t have a watch on me at the time.”
And a response for #4: “What’s it like to be a singleton?” Okay, that wasn’t really funny. But the word “singleton” is kinda funny. I haven’t used this one yet, I just read it somewhere.
I know there should be a funny answer for #3, but I can’t come up with one.

#2: “only a few inches”
you guys were all so cute. I’m SURE you got that all the time. why were you winking?:)
adorable.
Answer to #3… I always say “Good question, why don’t you pinch him and find out?” as I give an evil smirk.
“Do you feel eachothers pain?” “I dunno, let me find out” (then slap your twin)