Oh elevator, so nice and clean.
Oh elevator, no clutter to be seen.
No papers, no shoes
No clutter, nor booze.
Just a pure smooth machine
giving us efficiency
Ode to Elevator
Happening right now on Spudart: Press a leaf in an envelope with the date and story written on it until 2026-10-31
Depends on what building you live in. The elevators in our old building (350 W. Oakdale) were dirty and didn’t work half the time.
Hrmph. My work elevator hasn’t been operational for two whole weeks now. Our maintenance staff says it’s an “electrical problem.” Suuuure . . . Funny how everything else in the damn building is functioning enough where I still have to be here. :oP