the nonsense of human exercise

This morning there was bird that ran around a statue in Lakeview. It almost seemed like the bird was just exercising. But that would be odd, because animals don’t exercise just to exercise (like us humans). Everything animals do is for some constructive reason. All this energy humans use to just exercise with no external reason seems like a waste. Therefore, I hereby declare that all joggers should become messengers. Joggers could carry packages to and fro.