The Baseball Hall of Fame is my friend

In a recent email, the Baseball Hall of Fame called me a “friend.” So here’s an email I sent to them:

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I like how you called me “friend.” So friends, like, let each other into their home for free, right? If i go to the hall of fame, will you let me in for free? And since we are good buddies, will you even make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while I’m there?

Your friend,

Matt

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