A friend of mine is trying to exchange her broken hair dryer. Today she IM’ed me, “whoa, this hair dryer thing is becoming a pain in my arse!” To which I responded with the following hair dryer puns:
— this whole hair dryer thing BLOWS
— it’s totally DRYING the life out of you
— this is a HAIR-RAISING experience
— you are getting totally ripped off and SCALPED