I like the line “disappear in your city” found in this spam message I received today. It sounds very poetic.
From: Lucile
Sent: Monday, May 3, 2004 5:05 AM
Subject: ceremony
Kidd,
Govenment don’t want me to sell
UndergroundCD !Check Your spouse and staff
Investigate Your Own CREDIT-HISTORY
hacking someone PC!
Disappear in your city
bannedcd2004
anorexia,disappearance of likhodeev.